Reverse Roasts

jukealmost 10 years ago

If your feelings were hurt in mine and Sachy's roast thread (fúck her for abandoning it), now is your chance to get even. In this thread you can roast me to your heart's content.

I will be rating the roasts from 1-10 individually on humour, accuracy and savageness. Don't hold back.

I'll be doing a compliments thread in like a few days so we can all recover from the ferociousness of EpicMafia roast threads.

Game Board

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jukealmost 10 years ago
pamda
you're brit lol.
This isn't the compliment thread.
deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
Why are you so toxic? Get over yourself. I have the ability to win just as anyone else. No, I'm not the best player, but when I'm good I do well. It's annoying how anytime anyone who isn't apart of your circlejerk is at the top you want to accuse them of cheating. I'm lucky I got gold. There was a point where I was supposed to get silver, then bronze, and after I went 3/5 yesterday I wasn't even sure if I would trophy. So don't even pull the "cheating" card. Realize that unlike you, I have a life outside of EM and unfairly obtaining a pixelated trophy wouldn't bring me any sense of accomplishment.
deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
your profile hurts my eyes a bit.
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deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
How do I begin to describe a creature as vile as you? How does one go about trying to leave a single comment to describe all the sh*t contained inside you. I'm not talking about actual sh*t, but rather the disgusting little c*nt that lives within your soul. I thought, ignorantly, that you could be a decent person, I was obviously wrong. You are the epitome of degenerate trash. When a person wants an example of what a despicable, loathsome, ignoble varmint is like, I will merely need to say your name. You're revolting garbage. Do I feel bad for this verbal sodomy I have just spewed at you? No. You are a valueless waste of space upon this planet and so help me GOD if you ever get within 1000 miles of me. Kys.
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deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
you're brit lol.

10/10
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jukealmost 10 years ago
prayag
fk you
2/10
0/10
0.13/10
prayagalmost 10 years ago
fk you
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deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
At least I tried
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jukealmost 10 years ago
sineadiio
You quite obviously have some sort of anger problems when you resort to personal attacks at people when they mishammer in a game of mafia and then claim not to care about anything. I've never seen anyone get so mad as you about the game, even in a game of reverse mafia raging at noobs calling them braindead r*tards. You must have some sort of f*cked up childhood or something dark bottled inside of you which you seriously need to sort out.
7/10
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5/10
deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
I'm going to guess that your parents didn't love you enough
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glowalmost 10 years ago
who are you/??/
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deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
You quite obviously have some sort of anger problems when you resort to personal attacks at people when they mishammer in a game of mafia and then claim not to care about anything. I've never seen anyone get so mad as you about the game, even in a game of reverse mafia raging at noobs calling them braindead r*tards. You must have some sort of f*cked up childhood or something dark bottled inside of you which you seriously need to sort out.
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deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
thank god
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jukealmost 10 years ago
I can't recall any of his songs apart from Drum & Bass Father at the moment. I've been listening to a lot of rap and hip hop lately. There are many more artists I prefer.
deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
i have to ask: do you seriously enjoy devilman's music?
Vexalmost 10 years ago
juke
I legit wanted to be roasted.. Vex's was funny I'll give him that.
haha, good to hear. Was trying to go for one you could laugh at.
jukealmost 10 years ago
I legit wanted to be roasted.. Vex's was funny I'll give him that.
Linkeralmost 10 years ago
I dont care enough about you to roast you.
Vexalmost 10 years agoedited
Idk you enough to roast you on a deep, personal level but I immediately asked myself "I wonder if this guy's a f@gg0t ..." so I went to your profile to see if you were.

Your profiles memo answered my question.
Dagalmost 10 years ago
Hello
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xPookyalmost 10 years ago
you are a stinky doo doo poo poo breath girl
thecolonelalmost 10 years ago
you are a little gay boy
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