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You have been falsely accused of murder and the penalty is death. You need to choose someone to defend you.

Who do you choose and why?

The List

-Pranay

-Jeff

-Calvin

-Lolwot

-Atikur

-Cody

-Shivv

-Coryinthehosue

-Caroline

Choose wisely

Are you still scared of the EM death squad?
4
Fuq The Mods
2
Yes
1
No
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let's be real shivv throwing dictionaries at the jury would probably turn attention away to him
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Corey is also a decent choice because Corey never gives up. No matter how many time they're shut down, there's always more Corey do go around.
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fnoof says

if i chose pranay he would probably be found in contempt for telling the judge to self


lol
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if i chose pranay he would probably be found in contempt for telling the judge to self
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pamda says

not you


I wasn't on the list bish. lol
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Does ATE work with a jury?
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i would choose maymay as well
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If the accusation is false then even maymay can defend you. The real test is when the accusation has merit. I'd choose atikur in that case.
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shivv e-z
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calvin hands down duh
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I choose Shivv. He'll break out a Thesaurus and confuse the sh!t out of the jury and the judge. They'll think that his words are so big and they will unequivocally clear me.
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is this even a question? i choose pranay
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lord pranay
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not you