Epicmafia

Choose Wisely pt2

almost 10 years

Your mission is to send somebody who can successfully charm their way into scoring a job they have zero experience on, all while pretending to know it more than 95% of people who have applied.

You must choose based on all three of these things:

a) ability to study

b) ability to find someone who can forge / or create by themselves a proper resume with credentials

c) charm their way into scoring the job.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .

1) eris

2) harry / roadman

3) riotkiller

4) cody

5) runwithfire

6) devante

7) arcbell

8) poser (bc arcbell said so)

schutzekatze

almost 10 years

Sincerely says

could eris really do c?

I think that's his language of preference, yes.

thecolonel

almost 10 years

I choose Dyl.

poser

almost 10 years

it's literally impossible for me to be bored about something im doing and actually stick to it. if im not interested i will just stop caring, also the words will just become single words rather than sentences and my brain will refuse to actually remember them. so if this job is boring, needless to say i'm gonna fail

Arcbell

almost 10 years

Rutab says

Arcbell what's my biggest strength in your opinion

Empathy + humor, but I only know you as an internet cow so don't let me pigeonhole you.

Sincerely

almost 10 years

ESPECIALLY people who frequent epic-f*cking-mafia

Rutab

almost 10 years

Arcbell what's my biggest strength in your opinion

Sincerely

almost 10 years

fnoof says

Arcbell says

fnoof says

are you saying rose can't read well?

This is about how good you are at being able to quickly assimilate information about something arbitrary and of no interest to you, and do an OK job despite spending significantly less time studying it than people who might get the job legitimately. In that regard I think rose probably falls short by comparison.

glass ceiling!

alternatively most modern human beings would fall short in that area no matter their gender

Arcbell

almost 10 years

Rose has many intellectual strengths but being a bookworm is not one of them.

deletedalmost 10 years

Arcbell says

fnoof says

are you saying rose can't read well?

This is about how good you are at being able to quickly assimilate information about something arbitrary and of no interest to you, and do an OK job despite spending significantly less time studying it than people who might get the job legitimately. In that regard I think rose probably falls short by comparison.

glass ceiling!

Sincerely

almost 10 years

truth. I mean actually josh could probably do c though so never mind

Arcbell

almost 10 years

fnoof says

are you saying rose can't read well?

This is about how good you are at being able to quickly assimilate information about something arbitrary and of no interest to you, and do an OK job despite spending significantly less time studying it than people who might get the job legitimately. In that regard I think rose probably falls short by comparison.

deletedalmost 10 years

Yeah and being charming on the internet is a lot different to being charming irl

Sincerely

almost 10 years

sure but what about to a JOB INTERVIEWER

Rutab

almost 10 years

Until he pulls out a SURPRISE DOX

Togepi

almost 10 years

Josh is incredibly charming tbh

Sincerely

almost 10 years

could eris really do c?

deletedalmost 10 years

are you saying rose can't read well?

Rutab

almost 10 years

If you ever need a good old smooth talker then contact me

Every single job I've ever been working, I'm everyone's "Go to" guy for everything

Even with girls I pretty much can talk my way into anything lol

deletedalmost 10 years

Cody/roadman

Arcbell

almost 10 years

1) a, b, c
2) ?, b, c
3) x, ?, c
4) a, ?, ?
5) a, ?, ?
6) x, ?, ?
7) a, b, x
8) x, b, c

Togepi

almost 10 years

Devante or Harry definitely. They did that for their mod positions so.

jack

almost 10 years

devante or harry

Arcbell

almost 10 years

Yeah probably eris bc he can do all 3.

Everyone else is lacking in at least one other area to my knowledge. Maybe rwf can get the fake docs too who knows.

Rutab

almost 10 years

I am 100% with Devante on this one because he is one smooth mfker

Romeo

almost 10 years

It's still Eris.