Epicmafia

You are kidnapped

pranay7744almost 10 years ago

By a weird guy with a mask

That guy gives you access to epicmafia.com and epicmafia.com only. You can log into it with your account. There is no other way to contact anyone else.

Who will you contact on epicmafia.

pantheroalmost 10 years ago

I don't think anyone will ever buy that kidnapped person has access to epicmafia?

pantheroalmost 10 years ago

who here would want to rescue me?

pantheroalmost 10 years ago

who here would believe me if i asked them to contact police?

shampoopooalmost 10 years ago

tbh wouldnt be surprised if that happened

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

Pranay type 123 if you're not presently being held hostage by Arcbell

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

Arcbell

The problem is, the fact that they're only letting you on epicmafia implies they're an epicmafia user too, and that they know you from epicmafia. 99% of the time anyways.

So if you ask in public, the captor will probably say they're calling the police then just not.

this is exactly what the kidnapper would say

maybe this whole thread is some thinly veiled SOS and Arcbell has already kidnapped Pranay

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

i log into my own profile to change my embed, i ask the captor "what do you think of my music taste?" he then glasses me in the face and pauses it.

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

contact mikeyru and proceed to scheme on making the kidnapper highly uncomfortable about their potential masculinity

Arcbellalmost 10 years ago

If you post your old address and real name and parent's contact info and ask for a police call, no they won't. Or they'll call the police anyways just to spite you for trolling them.

pranay7744almost 10 years ago

The thing is that people will think you are joking when you ask for help.

Tatamialmost 10 years ago

Along the way to rescue me he'll face off against mortal dangers, scheming furryphobes, malevolent moderators, evil gamethrowers, salacious foxkin, and the mastermind pranay.

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

Tatami

00Xerox is just the man for the mission.

i thought about making this post at first but figured it just wasn't worth it

Arcbellalmost 10 years ago

The problem is, the fact that they're only letting you on epicmafia implies they're an epicmafia user too, and that they know you from epicmafia. 99% of the time anyways.

So if you ask in public, the captor will probably say they're calling the police then just not.

Tatamialmost 10 years ago

00Xerox is just the man for the mission.

thecolonelalmost 10 years ago

smnx

I'd probably tell literally anyone to contact the police

Good idea!

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

I'd probably tell literally anyone to contact the police

Arcbellalmost 10 years agoedited

What does the mask look like?

MITOLLalmost 10 years ago

i will choose death

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

i would just let the stockhold syndrome set in and embrace epicmafia as my new home and my captor as my new daddy

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

this is actually easy i have half my contacts list

Becomeclearalmost 10 years ago

Arcbell

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

fnoof

i will contact you pranay because you will force my kidnapper to self or else you will report for gt

Same lol

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

https://epicmafia.com/user/415726#/

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

ok fine then i change my answer to the only other man who has what it takes to save us

pranay7744almost 10 years ago

I literally wont believe a word you say. Also I don't think I will be able to establish contact with the kidnapper even if I wanted to help you.