vodka please

i hereby declare October the 5th to be National Amaretto Day

i missed it

b0oty

Tequila day i need it.

No. We've spoken about this.

Tequila day i need it.

I've got a head start.

after i get home from the hockey game with a win i will celebrate by stealing my dads vodka and drinking myself to death so i dont have to wake up at 5 am

on a tuesday

Hey that's me

Let's make a pact rutab: if we're both single next year on Oct. 3 lets be boyfriends for the day

It's for the single people who didn't get to celebrate National Boyfriend Day on October 3rd