Okay how about this. Someone who has seen it, announce themselves to the forum. Then Peta will post a series of image pairs. None of the images Peta will post will be profane or elicit in any way, but then the dong-seer will point and tell us which of Peta's images best represent what he saw.
I'm suddenly in favor of going back to dishing out violations to everyone who says dong, peen, or any other word that may or may not be referring to a man's pen is. Thank you.