deleted almost 10 years
Hey, I apply for Training Animal Specialist or Make-up Animal position.
Here is my CV:
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can i be snoop dogg doing documentaries in the zoo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-7UbU45a1U Pitch says huh alright.
You're the Overly Excited Kid then
Vedd says Since you're sh*t at league you're quite clearly a boosted monkey!
i used have a donkey named eddy before and he was a cool dude. and my grandfather used literally release him into a crazy big forest every winter to go survive in there and not need looking after, and he'd always mosey on back come springtime. he was one wild fcking spartan lookin' donkey
Pitch says https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCYcHz2k5x0 You're one of those kids that gets forced by their parents to visit the zoo but really dont wanna be there.
Escurai says Easy choice. You're obviously a chihuahua
Listen here you little sh*t
Satan says You're obviously a whale. Since regular whales tend to bit a too large to fit in captivity you're a beluga.
I demand a better llama picture.
krystal says Your quite goofy attitude that could turn fierce if you get upset makes you a Llama.
I will do my duty of annoying everyone with my singing and eating insects
elyina says A poor baby bird died to make way for you. You're a cuckoo!
Ucklar says The determination you show to rise to the top makes you a donkey. A hard working donkey with dreams of finally being free from his burdens.
cozy says Since I hardly know you its better to be safe than sorry.
Cody says Hmm no you're not an animal. Your skills proves you to be the middlemanager of the zookeepers.
