Epicmafia

EpicMafia's New Generation

almost 10 years

Congrats to Connor and Kerry on their newborn son Dirk.

EpicMafia's next great phenom, the chosen one. They'll be reading Homestuck and defending their waifu and NLing on LyLo before you know it.

Real talk if you had told me years ago that Connor would get a girlfriend and have a child before me I would have never believed you. Life is funny.

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i saw kerry talking about buying the em baby one-piece thing and i was gonna say, but like....lololo

Nathan

almost 10 years

Congratulations you 2! <3 The heck I didn't know at all. All the best :)

blank

almost 10 years

what the fu*ck

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this is amazing lol. forreal?????? i am available for being godfather to this epicmafia child

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OMG guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Congrats!!!!!!!!!

I hope you guys have a great life. Hope to not see you around as much ;)

Also kerry, I guess this is what you were counting down from on your Skype? :D

moon

almost 10 years

omg congrats connor & kerry! is this the first official em baby?

xJuicy

almost 10 years

Don't know ya but congrats guys :))

Sonrio

almost 10 years

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DIRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIM SOS HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS OH MY EJSUS CRISTCONNROA ANKERRY OH MY GOD

Sonrio

almost 10 years

WHAT

Gerry

almost 10 years

congrats!!!!

Goodbar

almost 10 years

the precious wee babe conkerichan oh my goodness bless the family

Escurai

almost 10 years

Thank.

Tatami

almost 10 years

Escurai says

Tatami based on this poll will you name my baby

Esctworai

Escurai

almost 10 years

Tatami based on this poll will you name my baby

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honestly devante should get hc

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Devante says

Hopefully it'll be able to assign it's own gender when he/she/it reaches the mature age of 6

that's ageist

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mist says

Fam says

mist says

Fam says

I never know anymore

i'd link u my tumblr so u could get a full understanding of my stances but i dont have one so you'll just have to gather from my epicmafia posts.

I lie about my opinions about 50% of the time so i'd take your posts with a grain of salt.

im a social moderate but u can keep imagining i'm ur hyperliberal nemesis if it makes u feel better.

Lol mist thats not how i meant it, i dont have anything against you.

Devante

almost 10 years

Hopefully it'll be able to assign it's own gender when he/she/it reaches the mature age of 6

Tatami

almost 10 years

What better thread to debate mist's political ideology and ideas on gender than a thread celebrating the birth of someone else's child?

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Congratulations to you both =3

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thecolonel says

mist says

Fam says

mist says

Fam says

I never know anymore

i'd link u my tumblr so u could get a full understanding of my stances but i dont have one so you'll just have to gather from my epicmafia posts.

I lie about my opinions about 50% of the time so i'd take your posts with a grain of salt.

im a social moderate but u can keep imagining i'm ur hyperliberal nemesis if it makes u feel better.

Your identity doesn't match your attitudes

your perception doesn't match reality

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lad says

-__________-

^__________^

thecolonel

almost 10 years

mist says

Fam says

mist says

Fam says

I never know anymore

i'd link u my tumblr so u could get a full understanding of my stances but i dont have one so you'll just have to gather from my epicmafia posts.

I lie about my opinions about 50% of the time so i'd take your posts with a grain of salt.

im a social moderate but u can keep imagining i'm ur hyperliberal nemesis if it makes u feel better.

Your identity doesn't match your attitudes

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-__________-

Corruption

almost 10 years

Man, what? Congratulations, both of you.

Flashbacks to ancient chats with Josh trying to get these two together. Insane how life goes.