peta, i had a dream i met you irl. it was pretty awkward.
Neat.
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
ur belief that my stories are lies is only fuel to my feelings of greatness
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
u mean chronic liar?
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
i am literally clint eastwood in those western movies
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
Is it called a white beater bc ur friend was white
its a tank top?
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
one time this dude was attacking me and this other dude who was my ex-gf's bf and my ex-gf then also with a bottle. and they were like both backed behind me going running away. but not me. i looked that fcker in the eye and said like 'have u ever done that before?' and it was like, u know, i communicated to that dude i had violence in me. and then he throws the bottle down on the floor and runs away lol not even lying.
and then my ex-gf was all up in my sht again, but nah, sorry. then i went off with this other super hot chick in pajamas i dunno what she was even doing there. good night tho all around
Is it called a white beater bc ur friend was white
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
I got into a drunk fight after my friend drove me and a few friends home from a party and i said if u drive us to the pool house ill fight you, and he did, and i got out the car took off my shirt into my white beater and started throwing fists
Can I get bumped up to a 9 if I start bringing a 9 iron golf club to frat parties just in case I need to perform a magic trick or two and make some frat b*tch's teeth disappear?
I think admitting to going to frat parties probably lowers your score