post quotes u like itt

deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago

no huxley please

deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
groundhogday
"patrice o'neal is the best comic i ever saw" -Bill Burr, Louis CK, Chris Rock, Jim Norton, Rich Vos
groundhogdayabout 10 years ago
the part where he talked about when u write too big and the rest of the word doesnt fit on the card that was a great one lol
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groundhogdayabout 10 years ago
i wouldnt go that far but i am pretty smart thank u for noticing
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Sincerelyabout 10 years ago
i was unaware it was possible to experience nausea due to comedy that doesn't really have anything to do with the gross-out factor but maybe that's how it is for expert comediennes like groundhogday
Sincerelyabout 10 years ago
groundhogday
i watched two minutes of a john mulaney stand up special the other day and got physically nauseous
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groundhogdayabout 10 years ago
i watched two minutes of a john mulaney stand up special the other day and got physically nauseous
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
"For I indeed once saw with my own eyes the Sibyl at Cumae hanging in her jar, and when the boys asked her, 'Sibyl, what do you want?' she answered 'I want to die'."
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Sincerelyabout 10 years ago
funnier comedians, there are
Sincerelyabout 10 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbGnaCNEgg0
groundhogdayabout 10 years ago
"patrice o'neal is the best comic i ever saw" -bill burr
Shirinabout 10 years ago
"Re-examine all you have been told; dismiss what insults your soul." - Walt Whitman

Or something like that.
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
Violence is last resort for the incompetent.
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
"Don't play yourself"
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
There is no dark side in the moon, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark. The only thing that makes it look light is the sun.
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Sincerelyabout 10 years ago
Blister
"the opinions of those who do not matter to me do not matter to me"
I can see you really live by this quote
Burialabout 10 years ago
Sincerely
this patrice guy has a... a G-GIRLFRIEND?! Man, I hope they don't procreate.

also my favorite quote is a serious one and one everyone has heard before so I'm not posting it.
please do put disrespeck on patrices name
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
"the opinions of those who do not matter to me do not matter to me"
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Burialabout 10 years ago
“Man, I want to die, is all,' cried Ploy.
'Don't you know,' said Dahoud, 'that life is the most precious possession you have?'
'Ho, ho,' said Ploy through his tears. 'Why?'
'Because,' said Dahoud, 'without it, you'd be dead.”
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Sincerelyabout 10 years ago
this patrice guy has a... a G-GIRLFRIEND?! Man, I hope they don't procreate.

also my favorite quote is a serious one and one everyone has heard before so I'm not posting it.
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
“If a doctor said, ‘Look, all your back problems come from your 25-inch di.ck and your heavy balls, nig.ga, that’s why your back hurt’. I’d be like, ‘Nig.ga, well where’s the back brace store?’” - Patrice O’Neal on breast reduction surgery.
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Satanabout 10 years ago
“Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.” - George Saunders
deleteddeletedabout 10 years agoedited
“My girl has over 7000 tweets. Thank God for twitter cuz thats over 7000 things she would have said to me.” - Patrice O'Neal
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deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
nice escurai
Escuraiabout 10 years ago
"Here come dat boi

O sh!t waddup"
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deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
good quotes guys, good job