Once upon a time there was an epicmafia user named AdrenalineMatt.
The boy would spends hours playing mafia games and never successfully trophy, meanwhile there was this other guy called Matt55 who was winning trophies and becoming more relevant day by day. AdrenalineMatt became so frustrated he changed his name to AdrenalineMime.
As the years passed, Matt55 faded off the site. AMime felt a euphoric sense of freedom, hoping to become the most relevant Matt on the site. However, little did AMime know that a new user Matt12 was making a name for himself. Matt12 a young boy, age of 12 started winning multiple trophies and history repeated itself there was a new more relevant Matt on epicmafia. AMime couldn't believe his eyes, he shed tears for hours.
The years kept passing, Matt12 slowly became more and more inactive. AMime was still constantly logging onto the site, trying to become relevant by even modding the site. He was slowly becoming relevant again but then user Soda17 went round calling himself Matt, from the slums of Sandbox this young man started winning multiple trophies. Once again AMime became irrelevant, once again history repeated itself.
oh man *tugs at collar* tough question, amime. haha, here we go all political again
i think i'll vote for clinton, honestly... although she has no momentum right now, and man now that brexit happened... whew! man! trump might be president! haha
wait which amime is that referring to? is that a first-person amime, as in marrying you, or a second-person amime, as in choosing to marry myself? or is a third-person amime altogether?
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