Cruise Ship AMA

dazeldafreakabout 10 years ago

I realized I've been working on this cruise ship for 3 months now and it's pretty much become normal to me despite being unlike anything I've experienced before.

So I thought it would be interesting to answer any questions anyone had about living and working 7 days a week on a cruise ship around the Carribean.

Poll
Most sinkable
Boaty McBoatface50%5
Titanic40%4
Allure of The Seas10%1
Titanic 20%0
Harmony of the Seaas0%0
Becomeclearabout 10 years ago
hope your coworkers are bros or its gonna get lonely lol
Becomeclearabout 10 years ago
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dazeldafreakabout 10 years ago
Zhuorb
How gay is cozy
She is the most vanilla person I've met.
Becomeclear
sounds like a good job to do for about a year and then move on
That's the plan. lol
Becomeclearabout 10 years ago
sounds like a good job to do for about a year and then move on
Zhuorbabout 10 years ago
How gay is cozy
dazeldafreakabout 10 years ago
Katie
harmony of the seas has new slides bish bet you're jealous af
Even if I was on harmony of the seas I wouldn't be able to use the slides because I'm crew.

So no u. lol
Katieabout 10 years ago
harmony of the seas has new slides bish bet you're jealous af
dazeldafreakabout 10 years ago
Neoduck
Have you ever fallen overboard?
No.

If I did however there are sensors on the edge of the ship to detect if anything goes overboard so to inform the bridge.

Though if you fell near the propelers you would be shredded and if you fell in the middle of a cloudy night nobody would be able to see you as its just a black abyss where you can't distinguish the sky or the horizen.
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Neoduckabout 10 years ago
Have you ever fallen overboard?
dazeldafreakabout 10 years ago
cozy
Tell me all about your sound stufffffs
I'm one of three sound engineers on board, I maintain and run the aqua theatre which includes the main Aqua show oceanaria. It's mostly a matinence job so I spend most my time finding issues, diagnosing them and fixing them. I do get to mix bands from time to time though.
dazeldafreakabout 10 years ago
Lux
how do u do ur laundry?

im doing my laundry and i left out a sock :((( i hate it when that happens
We have a crew laundry with like 30-40 washing machines and dryers, it's free as well. I usually put in my washing between shows so I'm not wasting time waiting for it. Lol
cozyabout 10 years ago
Tell me all about your sound stufffffs
Arcbellabout 10 years ago
Lux
how do u do ur laundry?

im doing my laundry and i left out a sock :((( i hate it when that happens
Dazel here posting from Arcbell's account: we do laundry by soaking our dirty clothes in the salty sea below us. Salt acts as a natural laundry detergent and keeps our clothes smelling spiffy.
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Luxabout 10 years ago
how do u do ur laundry?

im doing my laundry and i left out a sock :((( i hate it when that happens
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
Arcbell
Would you get thrown in the on-board jail with the sexy bodacious female police officers if you tried to sink the ship?
You thinkin what I'm thinkin?

Let's burn that motherf*cker down
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dazeldafreakabout 10 years ago
ISamEI
You work on a cruise ship, but what do you actually do? Cruise-things?
I'm a sound engineer so I run one of the 3 theaters on board as well mix bands in other smaller venues around the ship and repair audio equipment.
ISamEIabout 10 years ago
You work on a cruise ship, but what do you actually do? Cruise-things?
Arcbellabout 10 years ago
Would you get thrown in the on-board jail with the sexy bodacious female police officers if you tried to sink the ship?
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Arcbellabout 10 years ago
dazeldafreak
Arcbell
How many would you need? And would you be able to do it without security finding out?
I reckon a group of 10 of us would suffice and at like 3am would probably give us the best chance. But I have no inention of sinking the ship after being shown all the previous cruise ship sinkings in the past. lol
Do you mean to imply you had intention of sinking the ship before being shown that?
dazeldafreakabout 10 years ago
harodihg
Are the police officers and jail guards bodacious women too? If so I'm down
I've actually yet to see the onboard jail. lol

But yeah there are a few female security officers.
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
Are the police officers and jail guards bodacious women too? If so I'm down
dazeldafreakabout 10 years agoedited
Becameclear
how are the girls
The majority of the women on board the ship are customer service, resturants and hotel workers so the majority of them are women over the age of 40 working to feed their families back home. In the entertainment divison however we have the acrobatic cast, the dreamworks cast, the ice cast, the diver cast and the mamma mia cast. All of those casts have girls between the ages of 18-30 and are pretty attractive due to the roles they are in.

There are a LOT of attractive guests each week but guests are a no go zone, you can get fired and go to jail for sleeping with a guest. ._.
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Becameclearabout 10 years ago
how are the girls
dazeldafreakabout 10 years ago
Lux
omg so if ur living on a cruise ship how do you get stuff sent to u? whats ur mailing address
I get stuff sent to head office with my name, job number, position and ship. It then gets redirected to my home port and is ready for me at the back of the theater when it arrives. :)
dazeldafreakabout 10 years ago
Lux
would u(or ur fam) get paid a lot of money if the ship sank
If the sink ships I get 2 months pay, but on the other hand if I die my family gets $100,000.

Escurai
Do you wish you had a cutie tootie sailor outfit on
I personally really like all black uniform, but you have to be a pretty high ranking officer to wear all the white suit stripe stuff. lol
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