As a proud member of society and a representative of the land and the greater commonwealth of Epic Mafia, it has come to my attention that there is a looming threat lurking in the shadows and corners of our motherland.
Many of you have avoided to speak on this topic which is truly a shame but I have decided to come out of the closet. I am here to confront the beef that has slowly plagued our generation over the following years.
In order to help cure our society and restore honor and glory and defend our citizens, I hereby pledge that we ban all roles that involve the usage of guns or weapons of mass destruction. Such roles could provoke certain members of society to engage in destructive behavior and comment unlawful acts.
The following roles should be removed from the game:
Bomb
Gunsmith
Santa
Sniper
Sheriff
Deputy
Granny
By removing said roles and enacting the 'Gun Act of 2016'; order will be restored and the citizens of Epic Mafia will know peace once again.
Petition
Gun Act of 2016
13 signed
All roles which use guns or weapons of mass destruction should be removed from the site.
The Granny has a right to protect her property. She's an old, vision impaired lady and people are breaking into her house at night. Do you really expect her to distinguish between villains and non-villainous types? Who knows what sorts of vile actions they might visit on that poor old woman if she weren't armed?
Mafias will have guns whether we outlaw them or not. The solution isn't for gun control. It's for everyone to have a gun so the mafias have to think twice before they shoot someone.
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
i think the real problem are males
does granny attack people at night voluntarily? no
In that sense, Granny is a heartless sociopath, truly a danger to society. Her ruthless tendencies will inspire other citizens of the land to follow in her footsteps. This gives us no choice but to cast away with the Granny role.
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deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
You can just tell Santa is a white Republican because he gives out guns to kids
We can just remove Santa's gun granting privilege, if this truly bothers you.
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
But granny disgustingly kills anyone who enters her property, whether a good guy or villain indiscriminately. Granny isn't leading self defense, she's giving into her vile trigger happy ways due to the extreme lack of gun control on epic mafia.
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