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Post here for a pizza topping

almost 10 years

If you post here I will give you a pizza topping based off of my perception of you.

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best pizza?
13
five guys burgers and fries
8
bacon cheddar
5
white rice and lettuce
3
grilled cheese
3
maple syrup
2
peanut butter and jelly
2
kimchi
2
tuna
1
gluten-free vegan pizza (ketchup)
1
horse, cat and dog meat lover's
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magyarmester says

im interested




You are sausage. Savory and gives me a headache, but it's worth the fun.
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nocash says

I used to hate pizza. Make me hate it again.




You are the best kind of cheese, parmesan cheese. You add so much to every game you're in and I'm always glad to be in them with you. Very savory and not melty.
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Ashe says

do me~~ o;




You are basil, because you add the spiciest stuff when you comment on reports.
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Japter says

I better get pineapple


I'm saving pineapple for a special someone should they see this thread.



You are kale. While spices are often overlooked they are usually the most integral parts to the pizza. You add a green-ish flavor that's unique and can't be replicated by any of the basal parts to the pizza.
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im interested
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I used to hate pizza. Make me hate it again.
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do me~~ o;
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I better get pineapple
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Zetonate says

well hey




You are frog legs. Weirdly delicious and fun to eat, and if they don't put them on pizza I don't see what's stopping them.
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well hey
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Golbolco says


Herredy says

woooooooo! mememememe!




You are ham. Sweet and tastes great with the cheese and sauce. Can be served with a thousand other toppings and it always comes out best.


daaamn, ily golbo <3
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Bebop says

sure




You are mozzarella. Without you the pizza is just gross merlot marinara sliding around on crust.
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sure
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Reamix says

*nuts*




lol you don't put frosting on pizza

not yet anyways
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izzy says

excuse me i thought i was the best golbamaniac




You are pepperoni. One of the best toppings out there, it has a strange tangy yet savory taste to it. Best served with cheese that soaks up its grease, like Eris.
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*nuts*
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excuse me i thought i was the best golbamaniac
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SirAmelio says

ok sure




Lol they don't have pizza in Mexico, silly. In Madrid they eat quesadillas, an exotic hispanic treat analogous to the pizza of their Italian cousins. Filled with warm cheese and put between two grilled tortillas, it's basically a grilled cheese sandwich but from Peru.
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ok sure
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Herredy says

woooooooo! mememememe!




You are ham. Sweet and tastes great with the cheese and sauce. Can be served with a thousand other toppings and it always comes out best.
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Jimbei says

give me one




You are mushrooms. Good topping and adds to the pizza, but if overused becomes tiresome and annoying and ruins the rest of the pizza.
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woooooooo! mememememe!
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give me one
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Golbolco says


daemons says

i was asking whether or not




You are olive oil. While not thought about by many you are the KEY to a good pizza. Without you all pizzas would be is just dry crusty cheese and marinara sadness. You are the quintessential pizza topping.


So Daemons is fat in its purest form?
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Golbolco says


ChaoticDoom says

can't hurt to try




You're not a pizza topping. You're an everything pizza. So many layers and twists and turns when it comes to you. The pizza is delicious but bites back frequently. If not properly handled the pizza falls apart into a chaotic, doomed mess.


thats not a topping