- If dog owner dies, visitor takes dog home.
- Dog will not scare anyone if they bring bread.
- Dog must be let out when nature calls or dog owner walks into house, slips on puddle of urine, bashes head against corner of poorly constructed bookcase with nails sticking out, and dies.
- If setup includes fire hydrant, dog will always automatically visit the fire hydrant when it needs to pee.
- If owner is handed anarchist's bomb, dog takes it and runs off thinking it's a ball and explodes.
- Owner's identity is automatically revealed to Werewolves.
- Dog can be killed with xylitol.
- If dog owner dies while cop visits, dog is revealed to be retired police dog, goes home with cop and functions more like bodyguard.
- Dog will have thrilling adventure over the course of several days if left with second dog and Himalayan cat.
- If dog owner is present, music and sounds are replaced with versions recreated with dogs howling and barking and whining.
- If dog owner and Santa are present, see above but now it's Christmas music.

A dog owner that isn't aware they're a dog owner is neglecting their pet and therefore animal cruelty.

Yea that's the plan, dog owner has no idea that it is dog owner unless it gets visited and successfully scares away it visitor.

make it appear to self as villager so u can mix them in

actually like it, upboating

hate it