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Escuraiabout 10 years ago

The stuff you and me would do if you were my Ace Attorney assistant

Poll
Who ya fave?
Ema *munch munch* Skye50%3
Bad a$$ Maya33%2
Some new poser idfk who they are16%1
Wingardium Levi-Trucy0%0
Gay Faraday0%0
Luciabout 10 years ago
ooh me pls. and also the anime is horrible quality so if you haven't seen it already i wouldn't bother unless you've played all the games and are just really thirsty for some lazily animated antics between characters. and a really gay op.
Junkratabout 10 years ago
If I were your assistant, I'd be too busy partying than caring about all that boring old law stuff, probably.
Volleyabout 10 years ago
i gotta watch it but make up a story for me tooooo
deleteddeletedabout 10 years agoedited
Ahhh Ace Attorney is the best, Ema is by far my favourite character
Escuraiabout 10 years ago
Goodbar
i mean i'm still gonna hit on all the witnesses so idk what we've really learned here
We've learned you will hit on the male ones instead
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Escuraiabout 10 years ago
Neon129
last guy ignored me so if you would do me a favour

1+1=2
You're a very dedicated mean guy so I sort of imagine us like that one time in T&T where Edgeworth was defending in that you're a mean dude and we sorta hate each other but you still help for one time for the sake of justice and then at the end of our case we have like one awkward handshake and then go back to being rivals and all is well with the world
Goodbarabout 10 years ago
i mean i'm still gonna hit on all the witnesses so idk what we've really learned here
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Escuraiabout 10 years ago
Goodbar
i meant my services of keen intellect and intuition god...
Sure you did ;))))))
Escuraiabout 10 years ago
GotConverted
me
me.me
You're just like a super nice dude so I feel like you always believe in the client and eventually in one of our last cases you'll snap and destroy some buttwad like von Karma (creepy dude) in a 1v1 and I'll be like can you do that every case it would make life a lot easier, but yeah man we just have some good times and kick some evil in the behind
Neon129about 10 years ago
last guy ignored me so if you would do me a favour

1+1=2
Goodbarabout 10 years ago
i meant my services of keen intellect and intuition god...
Escuraiabout 10 years ago
Satan
Escurai
Goodbar
I'm ready to provide my services
I do not know you incredibly well and I have trouble thinking of how a banana fits into the courtroom but the innuendo in "provide my services" makes me think of the creepy doctor with the pink hair so you'll probably just hit on every female witness and i'll facepalm into oblivion
he's gay
Well maybe once he goes into a court of law he becomes a closet gay, you know his name not his story
Escuraiabout 10 years ago
Himiko
I don't think you know me, but I'd like to hear what you would come up with, because I love ace attorney ;;
Ya all I know is you like anime so im thinking Ema Skye's snackoos replaced with pocky and shouting "BAKA" at the prosecutor when they say something you don't like, meanwhile there's a whole jig like the Maya and Phoenix love but not love sorta thing that keeps going on but really I'm not your senpai
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Satanabout 10 years ago
Escurai
Goodbar
I'm ready to provide my services
I do not know you incredibly well and I have trouble thinking of how a banana fits into the courtroom but the innuendo in "provide my services" makes me think of the creepy doctor with the pink hair so you'll probably just hit on every female witness and i'll facepalm into oblivion
he's gay
Azaiabout 10 years ago
me
me.me
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
I don't think you know me, but I'd like to hear what you would come up with, because I love ace attorney ;;
Escuraiabout 10 years ago
Goodbar
I'm ready to provide my services
I do not know you incredibly well and I have trouble thinking of how a banana fits into the courtroom but the innuendo in "provide my services" makes me think of the creepy doctor with the pink hair so you'll probably just hit on every female witness and i'll facepalm into oblivion
Goodbarabout 10 years ago
I'm ready to provide my services
Escuraiabout 10 years ago
You have defiled this thread with your horrible puns you naughty kitty
Sincerelyabout 10 years ago
Satan
Escurai
Satan
hello i can be ur assistant
Ur kinda old so I picture you just making corny dad jokes the whole time whilst not actually helping with the case at all and just talking about sharks.
im p good at dad jokes...
it's I think it's a real shame tuna-t eel-ven crack one when you're bragging, then. Or maybe you did and I missed it; please let minnow if that's the case. It makes me crabby to think you didn't. If you have a son or dotter I hope s/he knows about the oppor-tuna-ty you let swim by just now.
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Escuraiabout 10 years ago
ScarletWolf
Me me me me me me me! :fufu:
Aight so somehow and definitely not because I love drama we seem to have friendly beef a lot so I imagine us figuring out the whole thing on our own and fighting about it whilst sideman Winston Payne just sits there depressed that he is being ignored and loses even more of his hair, but ofc we go out for burgers afterwards cuz we best pals :3
Escuraiabout 10 years ago
Sincerely
Escurai
Satan
hello i can be ur assistant
Ur kinda old so I picture you just making corny dad jokes the whole time whilst not actually helping with the case at all and just talking about sharks.
I think i'd prefer this to any of the assistants i've gotten to in the actual games
Been a while since we played together fam but I remember you having a cat avi at one point so pretty sure you'd just make loud mewing noises and push evidence off the desk so we lose every case but I still scratch your eyes and give you extra milk because who wouldn't want a cat as a sidekick
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Satanabout 10 years ago
Escurai
Satan
hello i can be ur assistant
Ur kinda old so I picture you just making corny dad jokes the whole time whilst not actually helping with the case at all and just talking about sharks.
im p good at dad jokes...
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
if u like ace attorney check this out http://aceattorney.sparklin.org/

Online case maker where u can play other peoples cases. gud
Escuraiabout 10 years ago
aladrew
Make me ur assistant I am on a case right now as a matter of fact https://epicmafia.com/report/183828
Im trying to picture what I would do trying to change the course of a person's life whilst the badger mushroom song is just playing on full volume and I honestly have no words to describe this situation but it sounds like it'd be fantastic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL6CDFn2i3I