Yo, m8s. I'm bored as hell, so I decided to just screw around here. I will make audio recordings of whatever weird s██t you guys want me to do, just because. Why not?
I will have boundaries, however. I will not do smutty/lewd things, anything blatantly hateful (homophobic things, racism, etc.), I will only do ASMR if it doesn't involve flirting with the listener (unless you add some amazing plot twist/troll thing at the end of it, then yes pls), and I will not shout because my mom will rek me.
Couldn't find any instrumentals, so I freewheeled it. Stopped after the 9/11 jokes, tho. :((
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng. THEN I LIFT
