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I learned something

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So supposedly if your husband passes away you can extract his sperm to make a baby. As long as it's within 48 hours though. Would it not be hard to grieve and in the middle of grieving be like "wait I want his sperm!" ????

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Hey if my hubby dies and I want a baby i should be able to inform others they can do the same
xSoniaNeverMindx
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jack says


xSoniaNeverMindx says

the fact I didn't close the thread when I saw the name


learning is banned on epic mafia dot com


oh no pls don't report I am PURE
jack
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xSoniaNeverMindx says

the fact I didn't close the thread when I saw the name


learning is banned on epic mafia dot com
xSoniaNeverMindx
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I don't know what I'm more ashamed of the fact I laughed at over half of these comments or the fact I didn't close the thread when I saw the name
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3Rb9mIOivI a personal favourite
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That's my kind of night, Japter
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harodihg says

/r/nononono, /r/cringe and /r/watchpeopledie are the best tbqh


I once went on a cringe binge, went to top of all time and watched from top to probably number 150.
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"Who would jack off a dead person?"
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/r/nononono, /r/cringe and /r/watchpeopledie are the best tbqh
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r/wtf is where it's at
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Reddit is my newest obsession



(I did not read this on Reddit tho)
jack
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r/todayilearned
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imagine having that as your in game name if you were playing games competetively, the shoutcasters would have such a hard job keeping a straight face
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You can call me ZombieDong
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am I allowed the username deathboner
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ok now I'm laughing
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Angel Lust sounds like one great username to have though lmfao
athena
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This is disgusting
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection
Zerro
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Lmao oh gawd. xD that's so nasty.
Zhuorb
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That sounds fun
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Zhuorb says

Would this be a surgical removal? How does something like this even happen


No, they're legally allowed to ride the corpse on a gurney while the medical examiner watches
Zhuorb
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Would this be a surgical removal? How does something like this even happen
annajane
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roadman says

I'll put my sperm in my will for you, Caroline.


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