Recently I have seen many innocent people fall victim the the dreaded middle rule. "What is the middle rule?", you may ask. If you do, please fck off back to main lobby.
In a recent game, I was clockmaker and WOULD have won if it had not been for the middle rule. It is my goal to abolish this plague on society through science and facts.
I have conducted a highly scientific experiment to disprove this myth. I have reviewed several recent games which had dreamer or caroler present. I took the dreams/carols and recorded which position the mafiascum held in them: Left, middle, or right. The results should be about equal among all three.
RESULTS:
Left: 12 (11.01%)
Middle: 88 (80.73%)
Right: 9 (8.26%)
It appears my hypothesis was incorrect, and middle rule holds much merit. Carry on.
I encourage you to release your reports like this:
One of the following is mafia! nightmarePhantom, nappeh1, yoyoyorlozer nappeh1, yoyoyorlozer, nightmarePhantom yoyoyorlozer, nightmarePhantom, nappeh1
With just a few extra strokes of the keyboard, you can impress your friends by creating a report that is impervious to middle rule interpretations!
(Oh wait, I guess there is a still a middle isn't there? Middle-rule enthusiasts would interpret the above report and move to lynch the middle of the middle, aka yoyoyorlozer)
In the end, it is best to simply ignore all carols and dreams.
You can see the middle(2) has a much larger chance of rolling due to how decimals round up/down. This was the flaw and what gave birth to the middle rule. It's since been fixed.
didnt you go to grade school, jenny? or were you smoking weed and contracted aids by then already?
regardless, here's a nursery rhyme I learned in the 3rd grade that helps me in my serious mafia games:
first is the worst middle is the fiddle third is the nerd
basic stuff.
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I decided to test this to see whether it holds true or not. Plus I have nothing better to do with my life. Results are out of 100 reports of mafia from either caroler or dreamer.
Left: 36% Middle: 25% Right: 39%
While the percentages are all close, middle is actually the least common for mafia to be found in. There's some other things I noticed as well.
First, if there is 2 mafia in a carol, they are USUALLY on the left/right and not left/mid right/mid. Also, in dreamer dreams, sometimes dreamer will be included. In this case, the dreamer is almost always the first person said.
Next, the side in which the mafia is on seems to switch from day to day. The games that read "1 day ago" commonly have mafia on the left side whereas games from under 24 hours ago commonly had mafia on the right side.
If there is a middle mafia, they usually aren't alone. The person on the left/right will also be a mafia in most cases, but not all.
I documented at least one case where the carol/dream included no mafia (unless ww counts as mafia? Not sure) https://epicmafia.com/game/5046454
Sorry, but the rule is if it's not middle, it's left, because right is never right, and it gives mafia a chance to bluff that it's not them by forcing them to be another role instead of "tabbing out" or staying silent until the next day.