my mum came to visit me and said that my flat needed a few plants or something to invigorate it up a bit. she then sighed and said "but you'd just let them die"
all of you took my drink. hah! well i have bad news. they've all been laced with poison and the only cure in existence lies within roadmin's butthole. there is only enough for one person. you all have 24 hours to furiously fistfuck your epicmafia administrator to save your life. good luck.