for today, for one day only, we will ban any account that requests they be banned in this thread. this includes all directly linked alts. they will be banned until i get around to unbanning you tomorrow. maybe some other moderator will unban you after the 1st if they're feeling generous enough

you cannot get unbanned before april 2nd, no matter how desperately you demand it, so be warned.

this is by EM's timezone, so starting at hearts reset will be when this request will be honoured