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Who would you instantly marry?

Stiffy
almost 10 years

Do you guys have anyone (famous or whatever) who does something you love so much that you would marry the sht out of them regardless of their appearance, age, gender, sexual preference, etc?

For me it would be Dave Mustaine and Chris (Simpsons artist).

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epicmafia user charley
ArianaGrande
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airbud
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danny devito
Stiffy
almost 10 years

Satan says

i would instantly marry u stiffy



omgosh :3
Satan
almost 10 years

Calvin says

Satan's pet seal haliburton


nice dude ill allow it
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Satan's pet seal haliburton
Kierks
almost 10 years

Goodbar says

james jonah jameson


Get me that marriage proposal on my desk by tomorrow morning, Parker! Also, don't wear that red suit. You look better in the blue.
Goodbar
almost 10 years
james jonah jameson
Satan
almost 10 years
i would instantly marry u stiffy
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my girlfriend tbh
moon
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sleep
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oscar issac
LeMeJoe
almost 10 years
Dan Avidan and Arin Hansen. Yeah, I can marry them both.
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adam levine
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Abigail Adams

and chris (simpsons artist)
roadman
almost 10 years
The queen.
vilden
almost 10 years
Ricky Gervais
roadman
almost 10 years
Graham Norton.
basiik
almost 10 years
I love Chris (Simpsons artist) xox
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This thread is completely exclusionary of married people. I will be reporting this to the administrators.
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A family size box of Frosted Flakes.
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epic mafia user Orlandeau
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steve
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https://epicmafia.com/u/deary#/
ArieI
almost 10 years

ice says

An identical clone of myself