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Dinosaur RP

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Hello and welcome to the Sandbox Dinosaur RP thread.

Rules:

  • You have to be a dinosaur, no mammal characters allowed
  • if you find another dinosaur to mate with take it to PMs or skype. I'm sick and tired of mods deleting my dinosaur rps
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Herrosaurus intently observes the mating scene on top of Christopherzilla's corpse. He lies down and sleeps.
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"RRRRRRRRRRRRHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA," Burst the Albertasaurus screams, looming over its latest kill, a juvenile hadrosaur. It adds for good measure, "WWWRRRRRRROOOOOAAAHHHH," and digs its great maw into its meal's exposed belly, blood spurting all over the great predator's face.
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can i be a human in a dino suit?
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baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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I'm the red t rex zord from power rangers dino force, anyone wanna spar?
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Jimbeisaurus lobs a messy ball of tar at Christopherzilla's privates, in an attempt to make Chris unable to breed
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this thread makes me very uncomfrotable
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hi guys
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Ameliosaurus comes out of the water thinking one day he'll be a real dolphin instead of just a dinosaur.
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GuiltyTownie sits on the edge of the volcano at sunset. He looks up to the sky, groaning loudly, as he sees a vision from the future in which his friends will be represented like this:



Terrified, he jumps into the lava. This world is not worth living.
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Kenny says

fertilize my dino eggs


Reamisauraus and Kennysauraus mate hella over chris' rotting corpse.
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LuapNor says

GODDAMNIT CHRIS WHY WON'T YOU LET ME ROLEPLAY AS A METEOR??


Because you have to be the spirit bomb
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Or are we dancer?
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Are we Human?
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GODDAMNIT CHRIS WHY WON'T YOU LET ME ROLEPLAY AS A METEOR??
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Hi Kenny.
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fertilize my dino eggs
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nappeh1 stomps through the ancient tropical forest beneath a rumbling volcano up to the ol' watering hole. He sneers at some mammals trying to drink from his oasis. These progressive species are going to evolve and ruin this planet someday, but in the meantime nappeh1 remains tolerant.
Later on nappeh1 lays on the tree he was born on. He wonders what those green things he sees above him look like on the other side. Are they green there too? Are there any lines drawn on them? What if there're other nappeh1s there? Suddenly a big stomp makes him begin turning his head to the right. After a good 2 minutes, he sees a large Christopherzilla remaining tolerant. He thinks about waving.
Christopherzilla stares at the nappeh1 trying to figure out if it's a dino or a mammal. It should be easier to differentiate between the two. He decides it's better to just ignore nappeh1 rather than risk using the wrong pronoun and creating an awkward situation.
A few yards away from the watering hole, a nappeh1 is eating leaves from a tree. A Christopherzilla walks up to the watering hole and stares at some mammals and a weird raptor looking thing but doesn't seem to notice the nappeh1. He goes back to eating.
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Game over.
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Reamisaurus is starving and sees Chistopherzilla by the watering hole in the distance and runs at him full speed, uses her hind legs to gain momentum and jumps high up and latches onto Christopherzilla's throat, tearing it open, and killing him. :)

GRRRRRRAAAAA SCREEEE AAAAAAA
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A few yards away from the watering hole, a Platyceratops is eating leaves from a tree. A Christopherzilla walks up to the watering hole and stares at some mammals and a weird raptor looking thing but doesn't seem to notice the Platyceratops. He goes back to eating.
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SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Christopherzilla stares at the slothraptor trying to figure out if it's a dino or a mammal. It should be easier to differentiate between the two. He decides it's better to just ignore slothraptor rather than risk using the wrong pronoun and creating an awkward situation.