Epicmafia

TerrySteeleover 10 years ago

joshua

TerrySteele
sweetnkind
TerrySteele
This is Hateful Comments against those of the giraffe kind. Not only is it hateful to call giraffes god's mistake, but it is also incredibly racist to call them weird. I demand that the mods give sweet a violation for this incredibly prejudiced and hateful thread.
ur compliancy with this pc giraffe agenda will lead to ur untimely demise at the feet of a giraffe..
My giraffe overlords have already promised me a position of power and comfort over the human slaves when the day for their uprising comes. We shall soon take over this puny world and all shall bow before the Long Necks!
You will rue the day you supported the Artiodactyla Overlords. Death to all even-toed ungulates.

Your pitiful rebellion shall make your death come even faster. How do you expect to fight those whose heads stand higher than trees?! Your foolish existence is at an end, and you shall suffer the wrath of the Tall Ones!

Anthonyover 10 years ago

Maybe it's just cause I'm a short person wishing I was tall

Anthonyover 10 years ago

I like them though

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

TerrySteele

sweetnkind
TerrySteele
This is Hateful Comments against those of the giraffe kind. Not only is it hateful to call giraffes god's mistake, but it is also incredibly racist to call them weird. I demand that the mods give sweet a violation for this incredibly prejudiced and hateful thread.
ur compliancy with this pc giraffe agenda will lead to ur untimely demise at the feet of a giraffe..
My giraffe overlords have already promised me a position of power and comfort over the human slaves when the day for their uprising comes. We shall soon take over this puny world and all shall bow before the Long Necks!

You will rue the day you supported the Artiodactyla Overlords. Death to all even-toed ungulates.

TerrySteeleover 10 years ago

sweetnkind

TerrySteele
This is Hateful Comments against those of the giraffe kind. Not only is it hateful to call giraffes god's mistake, but it is also incredibly racist to call them weird. I demand that the mods give sweet a violation for this incredibly prejudiced and hateful thread.
ur compliancy with this pc giraffe agenda will lead to ur untimely demise at the feet of a giraffe..

My giraffe overlords have already promised me a position of power and comfort over the human slaves when the day for their uprising comes. We shall soon take over this puny world and all shall bow before the Long Necks!

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

Sawnic

He also didn't seem to like me. Jerk.

how did u escape alive

FreeSpiritYouth

apparently they sleep less than an hour a day

they exist off of pure evil

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

TerrySteele

This is Hateful Comments against those of the giraffe kind. Not only is it hateful to call giraffes god's mistake, but it is also incredibly racist to call them weird. I demand that the mods give sweet a violation for this incredibly prejudiced and hateful thread.

ur compliancy with this pc giraffe agenda will lead to ur untimely demise at the feet of a giraffe..

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

That's hot.

deleteddeletedover 10 years agoedited

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

He also didn't seem to like me. Jerk.

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

I fed a giraffe once and their tongues are sandpaper. Scary stuff.

TerrySteeleover 10 years agoedited

I made a mistake, it can't actually kill you, but its venom still hurts like a mofo

deleteddeletedover 10 years agoedited

TerrySteele

Also, should platypuses be considered god's mistake? They're basically a hodgepodge of random bits and pieces thrown together that can still kill you.

Yep. That's God's mistake, not mine.

TerrySteeleover 10 years ago

Also, should platypuses be considered god's mistake? They're basically a hodgepodge of random bits and pieces thrown together that can still kill you.

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

So god just called me and said that this thread is offensive. He never makes mistakes.

Spoiler
They were created to be laughed at

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

I identify as giraffekin and I find this highly offensive.

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

How many coins you think you could fit in that.

TerrySteeleover 10 years ago

This is Hateful Comments against those of the giraffe kind. Not only is it hateful to call giraffes god's mistake, but it is also incredibly racist to call them weird. I demand that the mods give sweet a violation for this incredibly prejudiced and hateful thread.

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

apparently they sleep less than an hour a day

lingover 10 years ago

feeling hella emasculated by the giraffes

vildenover 10 years ago

she's right

i agree with this thread

giraffes are weird and gods mistake