It was a warm spring morning when Scrotie McBoogerballs woke. It seemed like any other day, but someone just had to go and f*** it all up. Follow Scrotie on his journey to find the fudgepacker who put Sarah Jessica Parker's butt cheese in his milk.
omg gary that writing was amazing u shuld rlly write a book or sumthin abt that. call it moldy vagiina r sumthin
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Call me Ishmael. Some years ago--never mind how long precisely --having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me. There now is your insular city of the Manhattoes, belted round by wharves as Indian isles by coral reefs--commerce surrounds it with her surf.
12 point font times new roman if that wasn't obvious. pls have this submitted before 11:59pm est February 29th 2016. Do NOT submit as an attachment, simply copy and paste it into the comment box. It was wonderful having you in the class "How to be a troll" 101 I look forward to seeing you next year in "How to be a troll" 102.
how did ur article get written and explain in details how you felt about the whole writing process and talk about your reflections afterwards and any noticeable themes. use the text to support your answer At least 500 words double spaced. else this will be forever known as worst ama ever.
