Atikur 55mon 7d
you're honestly bad. learn to scumhunt. it'll help the red be less dominant on your pathetic pie chart

hi

test post

now i never want to eat again. goddammit gary

im hungry show me food so i can convince myself to get up and cook something

i was promised pictures of food. these are just cold lies. they dont even taste good

xela says

they've come out with microwave bacon that are aimed at women who are kitchen deficient

oh my GOD

for toast it's better to stick it in at the one setting and then keep putting it in and in and in until you get the desired burn

for eggs sing a song and it's done with the song is done because eggs can be eaten raw so why cook them for longer than ~2 minutes

idk how to help you with bacon but they've come out with microwave bacon that are aimed at women who are kitchen deficient

trolleyz says

did u moderately burn your eggs, bacon and toast or was it like a questionable "should i even eat this???" burn???

the eggs moderately so, they were still decent. the bacon had 0 flavor and the toast was charcoal. im pretty disappointed in myself :\

i know that u r wrong and thiisss iss nottt where u beloooonnnggggggg

did u moderately burn your eggs, bacon and toast or was it like a questionable "should i even eat this???" burn???

headstrong i'll take on any1

me

xela says

u even t00k the cap off 2 prove u took a drink of some serious HARD liquor

yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

u even t00k the cap off 2 prove u took a drink of some serious HARD liquor

there was a line at the liquor store ok???

i'm glad u took 60 minutes to come back with a sick burn like that

it's ok calvin i don't fault you too much for mistaking me for a p*ssy seeing as u've never seen one in real life

Can you make me a Doritos, thanks
-Fred

brb epicmafia i've got a frickboy to slay

dont do it idiot

you know what calvin? screw you you're ON.