plan dinner nights w/ friends
is the new 'go out to a bar and get wasted till 4am'
Me being a kid never died in my heart
everything we did as kids but legally
it's not as fun
eh, you know, movies, books, blowjobs, musical theatre.
Well, I pay bills, just got my taxes done, watch horror films, play Final Fantasy V on my iPhone, listen to Twenty One Pilots frequently, go to work, hang out with my best friend or boyfriend, study U.S. history, play the flute, watch tv shows for hours on end, complain about how short the weekends are, and come back to this site for reasons I still wonder.
Drink. Pay bills. Work. Sleep sometimes. Remix and repeat.
No such thing as adults
you're just a grownup child holding a beer
same thing I did when I wasn't an adult, masturbate
Well there's a lot of things to do as an adult, on epicmafia
Currently I am touring the country and visiting several media outlets to try to spread the word about my campaign for the Democratic candidate for the Presidency of the United States.
What is the maximum legal age for playing video games
taxes and watch ur student debt increase
study, study, eat, slee...repeat
your mom jokes will never not be funny
Sex, Drugs And Rock N' Roll
