A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.
You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.
P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.
You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.
What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....
- Just... a lot of fish, a fish in every pocket of your clothes, and generally anywhere a fish can be stored on your person, there will be a fish if there's space left. when space becomes available on your person, the fish will slowly start to re-appear at a rate of about 5 fish per hour
- Tights which, when worn, and as long as you are not using any other weapon, imbue you with 10 years worth of martial arts training
- Your left arm is an octopus tentacle (doesn't dry out, long, muscular)
- You have puffer fish power. When in mortal danger, poisonous spines will emerge from all over your body instinctively. the poison is a very potent, fast acting paralytic
- A magic dart which always finds its mark as long as it could hit its mark when thrown by you normally, without ricocheting
- Kerry's whip
- Plate mail armor with a catch: it's fitted for a woman, so you'll have b00bs
- A ball and chain magically sealed to your left leg. You cannot get it off and it slows you down. The chain is long though, and the iron ball is a good weight.
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