Epicmafia Adventure #2

Arcbellover 10 years ago

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

Game Board
Dungeon Master
29 hpready to enter castleat lever
30 hpIn castleat door
Death by poison pill / believing rednoseStylin
19 hpEmpoweredpulling lev
22 hphurt legat door
24 hphurt armat door
30 hpFightingdrawing new arrow
27 hphas notebook
Dungeon Master
Submuted
Submuted
Submuted
Submuted
Arcbellover 10 years ago
The
-hold the red nosed man in a chokehold until he passes out, and then continue to hold for another 30 seconds to ensure permanent brain damage or death
You begin to choke the red nosed man. He gargles and struggles for a while until he passes out.
Ryukoover 10 years ago
-cancel the whip command?!?!?!?
Arcbellover 10 years ago
You roll a 2. You are now Petricigy, Areg. You have a mouthful of Ryuko's flesh, and are holding on to his leg as he's on the ground.
Theover 10 years ago
-hold the red nosed man in a chokehold until he passes out, and then continue to hold for another 30 seconds to ensure permanent brain damage or death
2
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Roll a d7 to see if it hits anything else... rolling a 1 means you swap with Ryuko, rolling a 2 means you swap with Petricigy.
Ryukoover 10 years ago
if i die do i become dennis
1
Arcbellover 10 years ago
You roll a 2. The wand misses... and...
Theover 10 years ago
He'll be immobilized for several minutes
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Areg attempts to wand Tigerawr, it's difficult to turn his head and aim sideways while being choked to death, however. Roll a d5 to see if this is successful, you need a 4 or a 5.
Ryukoover 10 years ago
MURDER HIMMMMMMM
Arcbellover 10 years ago
The
He absolutely cannot be trusted after what he did to Edark.

-search for Edark's items in the desk
You find the pills and the first aid kit in the desk, and take them.
Ryukoover 10 years agoedited
HES IMMOBIALISED NOT UNCONCIOUS YOU FOOL
Theover 10 years agoedited
He absolutely cannot be trusted after what he did to Edark.

-search for Edark's items in the desk
Ryukoover 10 years ago
i can't believe that actually workedd
2
Arcbellover 10 years ago
lol....

The red nosed man falls to the ground, the small man immobilized by the shock.
Theover 10 years ago
OKAY, STAR WARS TIME (spoiler below)


Spoiler
-hold out the taser for him to take, but when he grabs it perform the same maneuver that Kylo Ren did when he killed Han Solo and tase the red nosed man.
1
Arcbellover 10 years ago
The
-ask the red nosed man if he would like the taser as a lesser magic item
The red nosed man replies "Hmm.. it's not magical but it's high value enough that I could trade it for something good on the enchanters market. I still require a potent magical item to reshape however."
Theover 10 years ago
-ask the red nosed man if he would like the taser as a lesser magic item
1
Arcbellover 10 years ago
The
-casually walk over to the red nosed man with the taser hidden in the sleeve of my cloak and ask him what he wants
You walk over to the red nosed man, and ask.

"I am an enchanter, I can reshape the magic around any magic item to perform another task of equal magic strength.. any that is desired, including Resurrection. I will require a very potent magic item to reshape to save Edark. I also require payment in the form of a lesser magic item."
Theover 10 years agoedited
-casually walk over to the red nosed man with the taser hidden in the sleeve of my cloak and ask him what he wants
Arcbellover 10 years ago
You roll a 3.

The zombie is impaled with the horn, but it misses vital organs.
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Pamda strikes the nearest zombie with her narwhal HORN, roll a d9 for damage.
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Ryuko
has the pill had any effect that i know of yet?
Nope.
Arcbellover 10 years ago
The arrives in the room belonging to the red nosed man.

The red nosed man is again behind the desk, writing.

You notice on the ground, Edark's first aid kit is missing.

Without looking up, the red nosed man utters "I can save him, but I'll need something from you in payment."

As he observes you looking for the first aid kit, he adds "Oh and you don't need the first aid kit I know which of these pills will heal your friends."
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
AIM FOR THE HEAD AND CHOP THEIR HEADS OFF