the witness

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

fun game

dadover 10 years ago
that's a lot of irony coming out of one MAD guy
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
AregVrt
So I just downloaded the game and played for like 5 hours.

I liked 50% of the puzzles, pretty inovative and interesting
But the other 50%(Looking at you light and shadow puzzles) are just a chore. Instead of thinking you just need to have a piece of paper and a lot of nerves.

Also the visuals make me wanna pour acid on my eyes.
i guess that's fair. some of them get pretty gimmicky, i'd just say it's a lot less than 50%
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
So I just downloaded the game and played for like 5 hours.

I liked 50% of the puzzles, pretty inovative and interesting
But the other 50%(Looking at you light and shadow puzzles) are just a chore. Instead of thinking you just need to have a piece of paper and a lot of nerves.

Also the visuals make me wanna pour acid on my eyes.
dadover 10 years ago
*shuffles around on the spectrum*

heh... bet you can't... do puzzles...
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
hardeffingworker
AregVrt
dad
the 40 bucks u spent on it culd b 4 the devison
Or a game thats actually good
this seems like a post that someone who isn't able to solve puzzles would make
This sounds like a challenge. I guess I gonna go pirate it.
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
AregVrt
dad
the 40 bucks u spent on it culd b 4 the devison
Or a game thats actually good
this seems like a post that someone who isn't able to solve puzzles would make
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
dad
the 40 bucks u spent on it culd b 4 the devison
Or a game thats actually good
dadover 10 years ago
the 40 bucks u spent on it culd b 4 the devison
Giraover 10 years ago
His unchangingly flinty expression makes it extraordinarily difficult to gauge where Blow is on the spectrum
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
"actually money doesn't matter" - white person with wealth
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
rawnbrouhard
Jonathan Blow blows
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/05/the-most-dangerous-gamer/308928/

jesus christ

The Atlantic
"It just drives home how fictional money is,” Blow said, squinting against the unseasonably bright December sun. “One day I’m looking at my bank account and there’s not much money, and the next day there’s a large number in there and I’m rich. In both cases, it’s a fictional number on the computer screen, and the only reason that I’m rich is because somebody typed a number into my bank account.”
oh my god

The Atlantic
“I’ve never liked money, really,” Blow told me. “Having a big high score in my bank account is not interesting to me. I have a nice car now, but I don’t really own that many objects, and I don’t know what else I would spend money on. So for me, money is just a tool I can use to get things done.”
ahahahahaha

The Atlantic
I MET JON BLOW in early 2011, when my friend Tom Bissell—a journalist and author hired to help write the script for The Witness—invited me along to dinner one night when Blow was visiting Portland, Oregon. Knowing Blow’s outspoken reputation, I expected a sort of fire-breathing techie-Limbaugh, wreathed in nerd rage. Instead, when I entered Bissell’s condo, I saw an intensely serious-looking man performing a slow tai chi sequence in the living room. His face, bounded by a closely cropped widow’s peak on top and a clenched jaw on the bottom, radiated quiet imperturbability. But Blow’s most striking feature is his eyes, which sit under a perpetually half-furrowed brow and seem always to be evaluating, probing, assessing. His unchangingly flinty expression makes it extraordinarily difficult to gauge where Blow is on the spectrum between enjoying your company and despising everything you stand for.
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Giraover 10 years ago
get up come on get down with the witness
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rawnbrouhardover 10 years ago
Jonathan Blow blows
BillStickersover 10 years ago
yo this game is demented i love it
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
I saw a tweet from the dude saying how annoyed he was that it was one of the top pirated games recently. So i went ahead and pirated it, i dont think its something i'd pay 40 dollars for
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
smoke weed everyday
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
if that's the case i'm surprised you haven't bought it yet
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
it looks like as if stack it got a storyline
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
it's all open world so you don't have to do the puzzles in order. i've gotten stuck a couple times already and you can just go do more puzzles. there are lots of puzzles
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
probably
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Slowbro
i want this a lot but i also don't want to burn my money
from what i can tell you get a lot of gameplay hours if you don't look up the solutions
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
ur guy is rippin u off fam
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
arab
dude i can get an eighth for 40 bucks lol
where do you live its like 60 here
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
i want this a lot but i also don't want to burn my money
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
dude i can get an eighth for 40 bucks lol