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PAM CULT

deletedalmost 10 years

So I f'up and made the thread on my alt.

I will add those who participated here.

Pam Cult

We are currently recruiting members for our cult. If you would like to apply please fill out this application:

Name:

Age:

Are you hot or nah?:

Why are Pams the best?:

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?:

Do you have Skype? (We do our cult meetings via skype):

Why should the Pams pick you?

Who is your current bae?

@PAMDA we got this

OUR FIRST REPORT AGAINST THE CULT

https://epicmafia.com/report/168431

codeslicer
almost 10 years
Name: Captain codeslicer

Age: 47

Are you hot or nah?: 9.95/10

Why are Pams the best?: because pamda and pamella anderson

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?: :doge:

Do you have Skype? (We do our cult meetings via skype):
Yes.
Why should the Pams pick you?
I'm funny.
Who is your current bae? She left me because I forgot to water her
deletedalmost 10 years
We need a lawyer.
https://epicmafia.com/report/168431
Thanks.
deletedalmost 10 years

Kronk says



Would you sell your body to honor the leader?: $10 an hour



I like that. Fair enough.
Accepted.
PonyLove
almost 10 years
Name: Pony

Age: Not old

Are you hot or nah?: yep

Why are Pams the best?: Cause there's 2 of them, and they're offering cookies and pizza

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?: no, considering there's 2 pams and 1 of me

Do you have Skype? (We do our cult meetings via skype): yes

Why should the Pams pick you? Pony starts with a P, just like pam

Who is your current bae? Me
Kronk
almost 10 years
Name: Kronk

Age: 32

Are you hot or nah?: You already know

Why are Pams the best?: because no one else claims to be the best

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?: $10 an hour

Do you have Skype? (We do our cult meetings via skype): Yes

Why should the Pams pick you? Because Kronk is cool, sometimes.

Who is your current bae? Yzma
deletedalmost 10 years
And spiked punch,

Not the one that kills you but the stuff thats gets u darunk
deletedalmost 10 years

Bigpock says

Ill make pizza and cookies!

But holy moly no cheese pizza, gotta have toppings


pepperoni pls
deletedalmost 10 years

rvpp says

Name: egg

Age: 17

Are you hot or nah?: ye only on mondays tho

Why are Pams the best?: They speak Spanish to each other while I'm on call with them

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?: only if u spelt honour correctly

Do you have Skype? (We do our cult meetings via skype): ye

Why should the Pams pick you? so we can av a giggle

Who is your current bae? mick


come tetas.
deletedalmost 10 years

Eshbd says


Why are Pams the best?:

Benjamin's are better

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?:

They should probably be giving their bodies to me




PSHHHH, WHAT IS WITH THIS CONFIDENCE
rvpp
almost 10 years
Name: egg

Age: 17

Are you hot or nah?: ye only on mondays tho

Why are Pams the best?: They speak Spanish to each other while I'm on call with them

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?: only if u spelt honour correctly

Do you have Skype? (We do our cult meetings via skype): ye

Why should the Pams pick you? so we can av a giggle

Who is your current bae? mick
deletedalmost 10 years

Bigpock says

Ill make pizza and cookies!

But holy moly no cheese pizza, gotta have toppings


Pepperoni and cheese please.
deletedalmost 10 years

Escurai says

Is this a family or just a whacky cult


This is the best cult. The Pam Cult.
deletedalmost 10 years

Eshbd says

Name:

Benjamin

Age:

Undisclosed

Are you hot or nah?:

naa

Why are Pams the best?:

Benjamin's are better

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?:

They should probably be giving their bodies to me

Do you have Skype? (We do our cult meetings via skype):

Sounds legit, though netflix and chill sounds better

Why should the Pams pick you?

A better question is, why should I pick the Pam's?

Who is your current bae?

Life is bae.



I won't give you my body. Sorry.

You can actually create a Ben's cult with satan.

Pce :3
deletedalmost 10 years
Ill make pizza and cookies!

But holy moly no cheese pizza, gotta have toppings
deletedalmost 10 years
Name:

Benjamin

Age:

Undisclosed

Are you hot or nah?:

naa

Why are Pams the best?:

Benjamin's are better

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?:

They should probably be giving their bodies to me

Do you have Skype? (We do our cult meetings via skype):

Sounds legit, though netflix and chill sounds better

Why should the Pams pick you?

A better question is, why should I pick the Pam's?

Who is your current bae?

Life is bae.
Satan
almost 10 years

pamda says


Satan says


pamda says


Satan says

no thank u


free cookies though. bp is gonna bake them.


definitely no if thats the case


what if I bake them? :3


then yes
Escurai
almost 10 years
Is this a family or just a whacky cult
deletedalmost 10 years

Gerry says

Pam Cult
We are currently recruiting members for our cult. If you would like to apply please fill out this application:

Name: Gerry

Age: Old enough to party

Are you hot or nah?: yah

Why are Pams the best?: idk i seen u both in games ur cool

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?: no not rly

Do you have Skype? (We do our cult meetings via skype): yea

Why should the Pams pick you? im good with memes

Who is your current bae? chipotle


Accepted. We'll need a mod in our pam cult. Just in case.
Gerry
almost 10 years
Pam Cult
We are currently recruiting members for our cult. If you would like to apply please fill out this application:

Name: Gerry

Age: Old enough to party

Are you hot or nah?: yah

Why are Pams the best?: idk i seen u both in games ur cool

Would you sell your body to honor the leader?: no not rly

Do you have Skype? (We do our cult meetings via skype): yea

Why should the Pams pick you? im good with memes

Who is your current bae? chipotle
deletedalmost 10 years

yachi says

pizza?


I'd add yachi to the cult. She'll buy pizza for us.
deletedalmost 10 years

Satan says


pamda says


Satan says

no thank u


free cookies though. bp is gonna bake them.


definitely no if thats the case


what if I bake them? :3
yachi
almost 10 years
pizza?
Satan
almost 10 years

pamda says


Satan says

no thank u


free cookies though. bp is gonna bake them.


definitely no if thats the case
deletedalmost 10 years

Satan says

no thank u


free cookies though. bp is gonna bake them.
PonyLove
almost 10 years
Should I join this cult? hmmm...