Retti grab bag

Goodbarover 10 years ago

Retti has overstayed his welcome and I decided I'm going to chop him up and ship off his body parts. Post to claim which part you want, first come first serve

Game Board
the big D (disclaimer: size may be microscopically smaller than described)
take all 4 of his teeth
left booby
anime style hair with complimentary blue hair toner
weenis
bellybutton (outtie)
antimatter core
brain cell
last remaining brain cell
right booby
scrapings off right upper arm
left ear, preserved in wax
left achilles, weakest spot of a weak man
BillStickersover 10 years ago
retti is the jacker in the legendary "sandbox dude jackin it" video
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ArieIover 10 years ago
that's pretty fair
Goodbarover 10 years ago
the least i can do is give my severed pal some metaphorical pants stuffing to make him feel better about being dismembered
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
ArieI
the real question is, how does goodbar know about retti's D?
bill told him.
ArieIover 10 years ago
or maybe this is proof that he doesn't know, but he's been thinking about it
Ryukoover 10 years ago
measured against him. as a person
ArieIover 10 years ago
the real question is, how does goodbar know about retti's D?
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
goodbar is calling it "big" because it is a correct term when measured against his.
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
ArieI
"big D"
false advertising.
Simsover 10 years ago
ear.
ArieIover 10 years agoedited
"big D"
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ArieIover 10 years ago
there's an error on the list
Ryukoover 10 years ago
or the most lean, i guess
Ryukoover 10 years ago
i'd like his right bicep. his meatiest limb
peachover 10 years agoedited
can i have the right t*t
codeslicerover 10 years ago
If not the heart, then that tiny compacted chunk of coal in his chest!
Goodbarover 10 years ago
jana
princess consuela bananahammock
negged 20 times
codeslicerover 10 years ago
Heart.
BillStickersover 10 years ago
all asian people love friends, without exception

whatd u think would happen
janaover 10 years ago
Neptune
jana
princess consuela bananahammock
someone got it!!!
xo
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
jana
princess consuela bananahammock
someone got it!!!
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janaover 10 years ago
princess consuela bananahammock
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
crap bag
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
i want his hat
Chaikaover 10 years ago
his bellybutton