juneau

juneauover 10 years ago

Well, hello everyone. I am juneau, formerly known as DRJackSheppard or Natstar.

I am sorry for deceiving some of you for so long. My only explanation to offer is that I just wanted to catfish some virgin nerds on epicmafia so they can buy me epicmafia tokens. Thank you to all of those who knew the secret and kept if for so long to indulge me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). The fact I told all of you you were free to tell whom you wish, and yet I was never outed is something I am grateful for. However, the time for that is over.

juneau was made with the intent to create the illusion of a hot 10/10 chick who is interested in no life virgin neckbeards which is something that doesn't exist in real life. However, even though I am an extremely homosexual man IRL, everyone has their limits and even gay people have standards. When your PM inbox gets spammed with lewd pictures of fat, ugly neckeards about 20 times a day, no amount of ebinmafia tokens can make up for the trauma. That is why I've decided to come out as the gay man that I am and hopefully these thirsty kids will stop sending me PMs asking me if I am single.

I hope everyone had a wonderful New Year's. Cheers.

Huntover 10 years ago
Kudos if you thought everybody took you for an actual girl.
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
"Jabba was slightly taken aback, and felt Oola tremble in fear against him as she hid her face in the girth of his shoulder."

girth of his shoulder
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Edark
hello eris what is up
Nothing much my good man.
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
This is good satire.
Zhuorbover 10 years ago
In all fairness was juneau ever bought tokens for
vildenover 10 years agoedited
i knew it joon-knee-ow
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
shut the up vilden
Escuraiover 10 years ago
"That is why I've decided to come out as the gay man that I am and hopefully these thirsty kids will stop sending me PMs asking me if I am single."

Be careful MikeyRu doesn't slide into your dm's
Edarkover 10 years ago
hello eris what is up
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Hey Edork
Edarkover 10 years ago
DONT BELIEVE HER LIES