girlfriend application

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

criteria: be a girl. that's it. just a girl. im tired of charming the living hell out of a lady only to reach for their groin to find they have a 9 inch d.ick. help me out here

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
it's true ,,,,
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W56FMXJhHw

this is me actually
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
i told her she sounds almost identical to sweet but she adamantly denies it.
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
If I had to take a guess I'd say that's peach.
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Blister
eris
Blister
i was wondering how long it'd take you two to trash my thread...
I'm sorry would've been here sooner but we were busy having a highly involved conversation about hands on throats.
question: would you be able to tell http://vocaroo.com/i/s0azYXOMGot8 is not sweetnkind's voice
it's not high pitched or whiny enough to be sweets.
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
eris
Blister
i was wondering how long it'd take you two to trash my thread...
I'm sorry would've been here sooner but we were busy having a highly involved conversation about hands on throats.
question: would you be able to tell http://vocaroo.com/i/s0azYXOMGot8 is not sweetnkind's voice
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Blister
i was wondering how long it'd take you two to trash my thread...
I'm sorry would've been here sooner but we were busy having a highly involved conversation about hands on throats.
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
girlfriend application27
Blister18h 2m


about 18 hours
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
i was wondering how long it'd take you two to trash my thread...
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
blister what's your favorite d

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ick

size
deleteddeletedover 10 years agoedited
Blister
a 9 inch d.ick.
would a smaller d

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be acceptable though
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
blister aim high!!!
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deleteddeletedover 10 years agoedited
I'll be your girlfriend blister, I've learned the tricks of the trade from nanita
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
peach
@ me next time B*tch .....
hey babe.. wanna apply...
peachover 10 years ago
@ me next time B*tch .....
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
i have the ( . Y . ) so i would like to apply
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Blister
Stragger
Boooo
hey how's it going
Moderately decent
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Stragger
Boooo
hey how's it going
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Boooo
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
twist
blister bby i thought we had something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZdOMlWAKTs

there is always a suitable spongebob reference for every occasion
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
blister x twister
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
blister bby i thought we had something
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deleteddeletedover 10 years agoedited
So having a cooch is the criteria, not being a girl.
Zephyrover 10 years ago
LMAO. You could go out? Meet girls. O.o
himaover 10 years ago
im gay