You roll a 1.
Your wife
divorces you and leaves you with the child.
Hidden Bonus:
Trust +1what the HECK
ok fine i will change their diapers, and give them a bath and put them down for a nap
i win best parent award
Ok so I give my wife the child so she could feed her if she's around
i pat my son on the back to help him burp, as a good manrent does.
You roll a 6.
You squirt milk from your chest and feed your child.
YES I ALWAYS WANTED A DAUGHTER YOU'VE READED MY MIND!
Yeah because squirting milk from your chest is the only way to parent.
caroline loses 1 Trust.
DrakeJr boy and a girl.abandoned
rly
?????????????????????????????? u dont squirt milk from ur chest
It seems quite clear at this point that men are better suited to be parents.
Your mixed race twins are at an impressionable age and would benefit much more from direct contact with their mother.
Not sure, the father is nowhere to be seen.
well how did that happen!
Go ahead and raise your babies.
Bonus: Caroline's opposite sex twins appear to be mixed race.
What are you saying about caroline?
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