Epicmafia

Arcbellalmost 11 years ago

Dariukas47

i shoot carolines kids

You roll a 4.

You engage Caroline.

You can't shoot a baby. You just aren't made of that stuff.

deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago

devante get out of the hood and save ur children

deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago

Dariukas47

i shoot carolines kids

what the heck ban him

deleteddeletedalmost 11 years agoedited

i shoot carolines kids for laughing at me

deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago

my kids laugh at dairukas

Arcbellalmost 11 years ago

Dariukas47

Im sorry so you're saying that a baby can walk and talk?

You're the one that tried to diagnose a mental illness. I updated the context.

deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago

Im sorry so you're saying that a baby can walk and talk?

Arcbellalmost 11 years agoedited

Dariukas47

Ok I get home I change my daughters clothes to her normal clothes.

Then I am gonna teach her how to walk,talk,use the toliet

You roll a 3.

You change your daughter's clothes to normal. I guess they weren't normal before, OK.

I mean, you just held her hand while she was walking, so she clearly knows how to walk already. She asked you a question already, so she already knows how to talk.

Your daughter just rolls her eyes at you.

No change to trust.

deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago

Ok I get home I change my daughters clothes to her normal clothes.

Then I am gonna teach her how to walk,talk,use the toliet

Arcbellalmost 11 years ago

Shamzy

I tell my daughter she is not that fat. But shes fat and needs to lose some weight. Also, I'll buy her an iphone if she gets slim.

You roll a 5, but it's not enough.

Your daughter doesn't care about the iphone she just thinks she's not good enough for you and continues bawling.

Trust -1.

Shamzyalmost 11 years ago

I tell my daughter she is not that fat. But shes fat and needs to lose some weight. Also, I'll buy her an iphone if she gets slim.

Arcbellalmost 11 years ago

Dariukas47

While driving home from the hospital i stop by to buy my daughter some ice cream when we get out of the car i hold her hand while we walk.

You roll a 6.

Tiffany gets her favorite flavor, caramel fudge swirl, and enjoys it without dropping it anywhere along the way.

Trust +2.

Arcbellalmost 11 years ago

Shamzy

Okay. I'm taking my daughter to fat camp.

You roll a 1.

Your daughter is bawling her eyes out in the car, pleading with you not to leave her.

Trust -4.

deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago

While driving home from the hospital i stop by to buy my daughter some ice cream when we get out of the car i hold her hand while we walk.

Shamzyalmost 11 years ago

Okay. I'm taking my daughter to fat camp.

Arcbellalmost 11 years ago

Shamzy

I want to take my daughter to fat camp

That's not an action.

Arcbellalmost 11 years ago

Gloria

Arcbell
Gloria
Roll. I cradle my daughter after said wind disappearing.
You roll a 5.

You manage to cradle your daughter successfully without dropping her.

Trust +1.
Roll a die. Call deadbeat father before leaving for birthday party

You roll a 3.

You call Leilu's deadbeat father. A female voice picks up. You're caught flatfooted. Mistress uses Passive aggressive tone, you take 7 damage.

Shamzyalmost 11 years ago

I want to take my daughter to fat camp

Arcbellalmost 11 years ago

Dariukas47

-Its a thing that people are born with and can get rid of them if they want to

You roll a 2.

Your daughter looks at you, confused, and tilts her head slightly. She accepts this though. You're fresh out of secret hidden teddy bears, though, and on your way to pick one up for her, you miss the doctor's appointment, setting a poor example for young Tiffany.

Trust -1.

deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago

Arcbell

Gloria
Roll. I cradle my daughter after said wind disappearing.
You roll a 5.

You manage to cradle your daughter successfully without dropping her.

Trust +1.

Roll a die. Call deadbeat father before leaving for birthday party

deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago

-Its a thing that people are born with and can get rid of them if they want to

Arcbellalmost 11 years ago

What words do you use?

deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago

*Tells her what it is then give's a teddy bear*

Arcbellalmost 11 years ago

Dariukas47

Ok so I wake up my daughter

I am bringing my daughter to see the doctors to know if she has any illness or mental disorders that need diagnozing

You roll a 3.

"Wats a mental disorder daddy?" inquires the bright young girl.

Arcbellalmost 11 years ago

caroline

I take my kids home and feed them fruit

You roll a 4.

The kids enjoy their avocado, but make a huge mess while eating them. Your table is now covered with a thick green slime. At least the kids are happy.

Trust +1.

Raise a Baby: RP