"Lukageo is watching you"
can i get likes on my post if you were irritated by it?
"Chitose Sakuraba is a great person."
B: "But how are you going to pleasure a woman now?"
A: "They're gonna have to sacrifice their child."
*Ahem, ahem*
A: "Wow, this girl really gets my premature d!ck going."
B: "Richard, you're 36. What premature d!ck?"
A: "The one my son gave me for my birthday, I replaced my own with it."
B: "Why the hell would anyone do that?!"
A: "Maybe I was exaggerating. He didn't exactly show consent..."
.....
A: "And besides, don't all adults wish to become kids again?" *Rubs his brand new d!ck* "Ah that's better, now I don't have to take off my trousers, ever!"
"OK. Maybe I lied about something else... It was his birthday not mine."
"can I tickle your belly button from the inside??"
"I got u something special baby, it's the condom I used when I lost my virginity."
"I'm throwing a house party....and the only person invited is you."
"The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement."
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"