someone had a coupon for a 6x8 image....

i gave them a 4x6 and didn't notice until later....

I'm dead inside.

I killed a man. never in my life have I felt such a rush.

yesterday my supervisor told me to go to the secondary building to hand over some papers to this guy over there, but when i walked to the building, it was locked. So i had to come back and tell my supervisor. he just looked at me and said he'd walk back to the secondary building with me again. Except, he went to a totally different building and it was open. I forgot where the secondary building was.

also yesterday for lunch i only brought a thermo of Rice and somehow in my brain i thought it was a wonderful idea to layer massive amounts of soy sauce and salt and pepper. it was not.

im not actually gay like i always say in games im asexual :-/

hmm maybe not.

i actually smell bad

I can rap Nicki Minaj's entire first verse in "Moment 4 life"

I smelled yoyoyorlozer's fart

i shot the sheriff but i did not shoot the deputy

bdog1321 says

In July I accidentally put potentate's birthday cake in the freezer instead of the refrigerator. We had unexpected ice cream cake that day

Also my birthday party's theme was Frozen which made the event oh so sweet.

I often think about situations that are really unlikely to happen irl such as participating in big brother, or a battle royale or stuff like that. I imagine situations inside those situations and how i'd react.


Thats what happens when you spend a couple hours in the train most days

i farted

I used to unironically watch Winx Club.

...It's not that bad.

In July I accidentally put potentate's birthday cake in the freezer instead of the refrigerator. We had unexpected ice cream cake that day

Sometimes I would watch the show Cupcake Wars.... and I liked it

once when i was 4-5 me and my mom were riding bikes on the boardwalk. idk why she thought it was a good idea to ride far ahead of me cause i rolled my toddler asś off the boardwalk and into a dune. i passed out. idk how long i was there for, but i woke up to find safety patrol and my mom. so yea

the end

When I was born I was bald. Like no hair at all for at least 8 months or so. One time, my older brother (who is a 2 years older than me) was sitting next to my mom who was holding me. He looked at my head and thought it was ice cream so he started to lick my head and tbh I haven't had a more intimate moment since.