Fair warning: I'm going to do them based on how easily I get an idea of what to put. Don't take it personally if I skip you I probably just don't feel like I can give a solid one.
Ahhh rutab. You're a bit of a hothead aren't you? I feel like there's this switch that gets flipped and you turn from a gentle, friendly, good humored dudebro into a sort of seething hobgoblin of epicmafia. It's really a Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde scenario with you, I find.
(yes I'm giving these opinions images. One each.)
I feel like you'd be fun to hang out with low-key irl. Like to go out for afternoon drinks with, or paintball, or something like that. "Good clean fun" you know? Just a side note. I get that sense from you.