Satan Ask Me About Marine Biology

Satanalmost 11 years ago

please i'm bored and i have a lot of marine biology knowledge to hand down to the younger generations

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marine biology hater #bye
iMafiaalmost 11 years ago
Satan
sea cucumber skin can be torn very easily, and it is impossible to rehydrate their fragile skin
So let's rethink this, If i were to start a sea cucumber stand, mount a sea cucumber to a hole in the wall and charge by per session. How many thrusts can a sea cucumber take before rupturing.
Satanalmost 11 years ago
sea cucumber skin can be torn very easily, and it is impossible to rehydrate their fragile skin
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iMafiaalmost 11 years agoedited
Satan
iMafia
Are sea cucumbers a suitable substitute for a fleshlight? I'm looking to start my own sea cucumber farming business and dry them up so that they can be rehydrated upon purchase for instant relief and dehydrated after use for storage. Can you give me your professional opinion whether this would work out in the long run?
no this is a bad idea, and impossible.
Why? Please elaborate, I need to explain to my investors.
Satanalmost 11 years ago
seoul
SOB FINALLY PENGUIN FACTS FROM YOU THAT DON'T REVOLVE AROUND POOP THANKS
they have cloacas and so they poop and pee at the same time
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Satanalmost 11 years ago
iMafia
Are sea cucumbers a suitable substitute for a fleshlight? I'm looking to start my own sea cucumber farming business and dry them up so that they can be rehydrated upon purchase for instant relief and dehydrated after use for storage. Can you give me your professional opinion whether this would work out in the long run?
no this is a bad idea, and impossible.
seoulalmost 11 years ago
SOB FINALLY PENGUIN FACTS FROM YOU THAT DON'T REVOLVE AROUND POOP THANKS
iMafiaalmost 11 years ago
Are sea cucumbers a suitable substitute for a fleshlight? I'm looking to start my own sea cucumber farming business and dry them up so that they can be rehydrated upon purchase for instant relief and dehydrated after use for storage. Can you give me your professional opinion whether this would work out in the long run?
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Satanalmost 11 years ago
D3xTr0m3th0rph4n
Fish?
yes?
D3xTr0m3th0rph4nalmost 11 years ago
Fish?
Satanalmost 11 years ago
but make no mistake, when seals and sea lions bone...they BONE
Satanalmost 11 years ago
eris
How do seals and sea lions signal to potential mates they're ready to bone?
it really depends on the species. most sea lions have harems and will pretty much mate on a whim. some have mating calls, but for both seals and sea lions, females generally fight back because they only want the strongest to mate with them. this sometimes results in the males breaking their baculum (p*nis bone).
deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago
How do seals and sea lions signal to potential mates they're ready to bone?
Satanalmost 11 years ago
seoul
tell me about penguins
ok lets see....

all species of penguins are found in the southern hemisphere and the smallest species is called the little blue penguin.

most, if not all, penguins have the same mate year after year, and both parents spend time raising the child. If an emperor penguin's baby dies, the female kidnaps an unrelated penguin but pretty much abandons it after a few days.

penguins have no natural predators on land, so they are pretty ok with humans approaching them in the wild.

Lastly, to stay warm, their feathers trap a layer of warm air next to the skin that serves as insulation, especially when they start generating muscular heat by swimming around.
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Satanalmost 11 years ago
Lycii
opinion n3rd
wow, ok i guess i can give you one.....we have been friends for a long time and after a while you left the site and we hadn't talked until recently and i enjoy our conversations! i've been kinda busy lately but we gotta keep in touch more (even when u epicmafia break up with me for deandean).

also you like good music and are the nicest person on this site, i don't think you could ever be mean to anyone no matter what they do/say to you
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seoulalmost 11 years ago
tell me about penguins
Satanalmost 11 years ago
Tisguyisawesome
What do sponges eat?
Do they eat sea cucumbers?
no they filter feed, consuming plankton.
Lyciialmost 11 years ago
opinion n3rd
Tisguyisawesomealmost 11 years ago
What do sponges eat?
Do they eat sea cucumbers?
Satanalmost 11 years ago
Anna
Do you know any marine biology dank memes?
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Annaalmost 11 years ago
Do you know any marine biology dank memes?
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codesliceralmost 11 years ago
http://theinfosphere.org/Whale_biologist
Satanalmost 11 years ago
codeslicer
Why do sponges live in pineapples?
they don't.

they also don't have brains.

codeslicer
Why do Whale Biologists call all the shots?
they don't.

but they should.
codesliceralmost 11 years ago
Why do Whale Biologists call all the shots?
codesliceralmost 11 years ago
Why do sponges live in pineapples?
Satanalmost 11 years ago
The
What are some ways to distinguish a seal from a sea lion?
Seals have ear holes, small flippers and bounce on their belly to maneuver on land.

Sea lions have ear flaps, large flippers and can rotate their hips to use their rear flippers as a second pair of legs.