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johnreidalmost 11 years ago

Send in applications to be my girlfriend. Photos are recommended. Must have a sexy body and a sexy pie. Please no wifom in the bedroom. Job will be offered to someone in one week.

johnreidalmost 11 years agoedited
lolololol
deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago
I am applying to be the pimp.
peachalmost 11 years ago
hi johnreid. im very good at eating fruit and folding laundry and stomping in mud puddles . please consider me ^__^
deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago
this is my application.
JohnnyAppleseedalmost 11 years ago
what the [REDACTED] is going on in this thread.
gerryoatalmost 11 years ago
hi. yes im interested. yes im a gamer gril. pls no h8 on me other grils cause ur jealous xoxoxo lol ;) haha.
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johnreidalmost 11 years ago
In terms of my pie to looks coefficient it balances out ;). Trust me you'll forget about my pie when you see how hot I am.
Annaalmost 11 years ago
To be honest, puke has the best application so far.
deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago
sorry johnreid i just looked at your pie and I'd like to retract my application
johnreidalmost 11 years ago
There have been some very good applications so far. Please continue to apply. For some info about me, I am 20 years old i'm quite a fine specimen. I am a nice sexy mix of Chinese and British. I was born in England and now live in Australia. I am fit and sporty and also have a great sense of humor.
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pukealmost 11 years ago
,,,any updat, o n teh profess off me gf applic ??
DeadmanWonderlandalmost 11 years ago
wait wait wait so many people applying to be a gf and dont know how the bf looks ._.
pukealmost 11 years ago
tht girl is a fake!!! she is oakley model!!
Anthonyalmost 11 years agoedited
antikrist
Blister
Stella


Kind of nerdy. Love books/movies/board games. Love to 'netflix and chill'. Enjoy long walks on the beach. Great at cooking =]. Average pie.
a man needs a name ...
Someone is getting catfished tonight.

i volunteer
pukealmost 11 years ago


wehre do i strt???

i liek 2 wcth animu w felo nekochans n i am in2 kissin n pukin n peein on others,,..

dtf n other thngs,...
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LadyNemesisalmost 11 years ago
Let me think if I'd be tempted if I weren't married to Ares...
*THINKS*
No.
deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago
Blister
Stella


Kind of nerdy. Love books/movies/board games. Love to 'netflix and chill'. Enjoy long walks on the beach. Great at cooking =]. Average pie.
a man needs a name ...
Someone is getting catfished tonight.
deleteddeletedalmost 11 years agoedited

I enjoy anime, inserting gratuitous japanese in my sentences, color contacts, and hair dye. ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ
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Solacealmost 11 years ago


Slightly higher than average pie. Very attractive. Enjoys swimming. Will consider this position if accepted.
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lichialmost 11 years agoedited
Hi this is me, I'm Taylor Swift, I'm looking for a new guy to date, and then break-up because I need new song ideas. I'm 24, I think, I love myself so much, and my dream wish is to Harry Styles, who rejected me. Thanks hunny. I'm also cfcforlife###'s avatar. My pie is better than 50% =3


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deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago


Very athletic. Enjoys the outdoors, going on hikes, playing tennis and soccer. Wild in the bedroom. Amazing pie =]
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deleteddeletedalmost 11 years ago
Stella


Kind of nerdy. Love books/movies/board games. Love to 'netflix and chill'. Enjoy long walks on the beach. Great at cooking =]. Average pie.
a man needs a name ...
deleteddeletedalmost 11 years agoedited
I'm more amused that these girls are stealing pictures. Guess you guys don't know what reverse googling is. (Except saikaq. That's legit. Hmu.)
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Avrilalmost 11 years agoedited


Into tattoos, piercings, make up. Amazing pie (77% mafia winrate). Love to role-play, especially as the dominant role.
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deleteddeletedalmost 11 years agoedited


Kind of nerdy. Love books/movies/board games. Love to 'netflix and chill'. Enjoy long walks on the beach. Great at cooking =]. Average pie.
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