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I'm Sterling, MFk'ing, Archer.

Cyril Figgis.

I'm Sterling, MFk'ing, Archer.

Goodbar:

“Well… except for Randy Muckler, who, turns out, was just leading me on to get out of the draft, so I made a phone call to the draft board and now who’s laughing, Mr. Hooks For Hands?! …A trap blew his arms off.” —Ray

Gillete.

moon

okie

http://archer.wikia.com/wiki/Malory_Archer


I'm assuming you're bell. If so, you're a wonderful mother and deep down I appreciate the things you do for me even though I know I can be a brat. Here's hoping riotkiller isn't my father.

SHENANIGANS5h 47m
what

Without a doubt, Pam.

See if you can guess who Archer is

Ian:

http://archer.wikia.com/wiki/Lucas_Troy

You're Archer's best friend from spy school even though you molest him in his sleep. He forgives you eventually because you're just homo like that

God damn it.

Every time I trolled you on the forums it was like me going Lana, Lana, LANA


And then you always bite and say what

who am i

Oh. O.O

As much as it amuses me to always give you black characters I unironically think you're Lana

I act the most like Mallory.

Togepi

Honestly.

Who do you think you are?

Honestly.

i'll give you...$5000?

Unfortunately I am holding my witty responses hostage and the ransom is 500 points

Daynjah zohne!

please me

moon

okie

Captain Lammers.

Happy to go down with your admin ship.

okie

Satan

posting

Skorpio.

SHENANIGANS

what

You are Barry.

You have no business in this thread anymore.