"Off to America"
"I'm in Paris now"
Did you get the right flight, Basil...
also I'm in paris now, and they have huge bathrooms
nah just kidding i just want to get some for my good friend john goodbar he asked for some
If you follow him around, you can collect the tears of the damned, especially if you wear a super mario shirt.
Oh yeah never mind then. You'd be shot on site for doing that as an Arab.
I LOVE BASIL AND IM DEFINITELY GONNA COME UP AND SEE U WHEN I CAN JUST LIKE PROMISED
i'm pretty sure i do, i hear they're a detroit delicacy
don't think you want steve's mayo jars....
what a letdown. do i get a free mayo jar instead?
also i just realized this is pretty horrid advice to give an arab lol
no worries I won't visit 8 mile, wouldn't want to have nightmares of bald heads chasing me around Detroit
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And just so we're clear, I am NOT a fictional magic lamp. No genies here.
*casually mentions that he lives just south of 8 mile*
Booze and sleeping pills.
Wave the Confederate flag to fit in
i'll be sure to keep fellow epicmafia.com user anna's exquisitely valuable advice in mind while i'm waltzing across the streets of detroit
Assert your dominance in every situation. You see a 5 year old kid on the stream? You put the little [redacted] in his place.
have fun don't visit 8 mile
beat up the most popular kid in school
Detroit??
It's shank or be shanked!!!!!!
ofc prison's not so bad. It's also shank or be shanked, but you can make sangria in the toilet.
slapping steve on the head has always been on my bucketlist
