i tried to not post in this thread

thebro inno man he was always inno

inno thebro?

dan no im gonna cry

RIP Coach McGuirk.

rip Dan

what a waste of a good username

belovedprincess

"And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee."

As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven
Would through the airy region stream so bright
That birds would sing and think it were not night.
See! how she leans her cheek upon her hand:
O! that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek.

thebrogepi is my new otp

"And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee."

lmao

"I felt butterfree in my stomach"

I am completely done with you.

"Woah, you used to play Pokemon red in your backyard during the summer?" I asked, shocked by this revelation. She nodded to reconfirm what she had just told me. I felt butterfree in my stomach. "Same, tbh," I told her in a casual tone. I tried my best to prevent my voice from quivering. In that moment, I'll never forget it, I looked into her eyes and knew I had found the one

Sorry bearguru, I can only be with girls who remember the 90s and life before 9/11

Damn, Dude.

I'll be your ebabe

Damn, Dude

Burrito babe is friggin smokin', and she's a smoker. She is really the Girl All The Bad Guys Want

ScubaSteve

moon

bernieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

am I doing it right

AYEEEEE

dingle ebabe

Dear Journal,

It's day 114. The sun is rising in the east, as it does every day. I haven't seen a dingle ebabe in sight. I'm starting to see mirages of sweet internet babes. I'm feeling woozy and famished. I worry this may be the end, Journal. I've undoubtedly become super thirsty. I'm not sure if I need water or women more. My judgment is poor, my heart in shambles. I hope I find land soon.

Yours,

Modsrthekfrrs

Am I doing it right? I'm waiting for sweet babes to start queuing at my eprofile

All ur ebabes are belong to us