this is a post that entails my distinct lack of a presence on epicmafia, and proof that I am not actually here.

yeah, i basically never am on EM. Don't worry guys, I'm not actually back on the site. Pfft.

I too have vowed never to return, but I will return periodically only to ask for juicy e-drama, but I won't actually return in the process of returning to inquire about it.

that's true bear, he did

"I'm not returning"

you already did O________O

Satan says

no

it's good to be back

rude

no