haha, I was right

EM forums are dying, the activity levels are lower than they've been in decades, this is catastrophic

what happened, who's to blame???

I blame Jaleb, it's all your fault Jaleb

we need to take action now or it will only get worse!

I say Lucid allow robots and spam bots to join the site

Therefore, with the influx of spammers to the forums, our forums will breed a new level of activity and become fresh once again.

Gay men can now marry, so spam bots should have equality too and not be discriminated from our beloved site!

Not only should we allow robots to join the site but we should also encourage everyone to troll the forums for entertainment.

Sign the petition if you agree.