Forum Troll Academy

Betrayalabout 11 years ago

Dear citizens of Epic Mafia..

Epic Mafia is currently lacking in the number of forum trolls.. Who is going to troll the forums when I'm not here?

This is a crisis that we must take care of now.. before things get worse. Without any forum trolls, moderators have no purpose out here on these boards. You might as well take away their patrol powers.

Therefore, as Guardian of Epic Mafia, I, Betrayal am here to take a stand. I am currently accepting 7 young & bright individuals to be trained under me and turned into professional forum trolls tailored to troll the harsh Epic Mafian environment. This is an 8 week course that will teach you everything you need to know to troll the forums without getting banned.

The cost is free, but donations can be made to me out of courtesy.

Course Overview:

Week 1: Introduction To Trolling

Week 2: The History Of Trolling

Week 3: Trolling 101

Week 4: Epicmafia 101

Week 5: Variants Of Trolling

Week 6: Advanced Trolling Tactics

Week 7: Real World Applications

Week 8: Science Experiment

Seats available:

  1. bombboy

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The first seven people to post in this thread with their reason why they would like admission to this academy get in. I am a professional internet troll with 10+ years of experience. After graduating from Harvard with my PHD in Trolling, I continue to make outstanding achievements in the trollosphere on the interwebz.

Poll
Wouldn't you love to learn how to professional troll our beloved site under the teachings and ways of Betrayal?
Hell yes35%7
Fudge No30%6
Of course I would20%4
Why not15%3
HelloImDenisabout 10 years ago
Put me in coach. Trolling doesn't need a reason
groundhogdayabout 10 years ago
i admit defeat
Betrayalabout 10 years ago
groundhogday
i don't actually want to do it you've been trolled
you never actually got admitted to this academy, you've also been trolled
groundhogdayabout 10 years ago
i don't actually want to do it you've been trolled
Betrayalabout 10 years ago
groundhogday
i would like admission because i don't have anything to live for please
okay u now have a purpose in life again. troll this website like it ain't never been trolled before
groundhogdayabout 10 years ago
i would like admission because i don't have anything to live for please
Betrayalabout 10 years ago
bombboy
Sign me up boss
welcome to the club, I am sure you will become a Grade A troll eight weeks from now
bombboyabout 10 years ago
Sign me up boss
Betrayalabout 10 years ago
I am reopening the academy, there are seven new seats available.
dadabout 11 years ago
i'm going to be the academy bully,
dadabout 11 years ago
i'll sign up
Bacdeabout 11 years ago
if maymay would teach a course i would sign up
maymayabout 11 years ago
omg pranay I'm not a troll
deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago
sign me up
deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago
Week 9: never call yourself a troll
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Tashieabout 11 years agoedited
i have a phd
pranay7744about 11 years ago
Besides, you got banned several times. So you failed as a troll. A good troll never gets banned. I never got banned. You are just a speedbump and expendable if you can be banned for trolling. Mikeyru and maymay are better trolls than you, because they manage to stay unbanned much more than you do.
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TheVigilabout 11 years ago
Teach me senpai
Zwinkabout 11 years ago
Inb4 this is a troll forum post in itself. GG
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Jalebabout 11 years ago
I need know how your people work to beat them
deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago
I would be happy to come speak to the students as a guest speaker.
Betrayalabout 11 years ago
Arcbell
I want to see the science experiment.
The destruction of Epic Mafia.
Arcbellabout 11 years ago
I want to see the science experiment.
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Togepiabout 11 years ago
You try so hard.
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Betrayalabout 11 years ago
pranay7744
They will just be the same as you or less. 8 users trolling in a similar manner= 1/8 of trolling in the same manner by one person. That is the law of trolling returns.
This is true pranay but there is power in numbers. Once inactive trolls see that Epic Mafia has a bigger troll scene, new trolls of different variety will flock to EM to show off their trolliness and compete against my fleet of trolls.