mist: youre a lot more personable now that youre out of office than when you were in office. youre jimmy carter

What about me...

SlowBear says

"JFK was a nightmare" haha OK buddy

Probably the guy who singlehandedly brought the world closer to nuclear apocalypse than it has ever been before or since. JFK's foreign policy was nothing short of diabolical and history should be relieved he got shot.

i'm william howard taft because i weigh 350 and i got stuck in a bathtub

"JFK was a nightmare" haha OK buddy

calvin coolidge is my favorite president because he's from my home state. go bell

sims: youre our charismatic leader whos supposed to save epicmafia, but really arent in a position to do all that much anyway. youre barack obama.

SlowBear says

every president has been bad until they visited china

"something like that"

For instance, JFK was a nightmare apart from when he visited Berlin and declared he was a sausage.

william harrison

bell: youre quiet but intelligent. youre calvin coolidge

every president has been bad until they visited china

i like that mika probably knows more about american politics than i do.

SlowBear says

the only good thing about nixon was his visit to china, he was otherwise a nightmare as a president.

also cool

Tbh you can say something like that about every president since FDR (the last actually good one you had).

the only good thing about nixon was his visit to china, he was otherwise a nightmare as a president.

also cool

bear: youre a laid back guy who has trouble communicating sometimes. some people like you, some people hate you. youre lyndon johnson.

I can dig that

Heck yeah.

i'm so okay with that

lashka - you were a good leader whos remembered poorly due to a scandal. youre richard nixon.

error: youre mean and take things too seriously. youre john tyler.

me tho

no need, i'm william howard taft

twist - youre a likeable old timer who knows the lore. youre ronald reagan.

okie

i say i'm a james madison