Epicmafia: Oh yeah right, I forgot you won the Olympic gold medal in Jan 2.0

Me: Well, a$$, it was STBS. And I only took silver.

Epicmafia: So… you lost.

Me: Well, I came in second.

Epicmafia: Yeah, which is last.

Me: Which is second. In the world.

Epicmafia: You lost, Ray. Jesus, get over it.