You don't get to tell me about peeing on cars and think I'm going to approve of it.

MAN STOP IT

:OMG I CAN'T EEEEEEEEEEEVEN

What it do baby boy

Ayy gurl *wink*

Happy sigh.

My work alarm woke me up, and I don't even work there anymore. Wtf.

where u @ tonight was littttttttttt

You said you were going to bed so BYE

Han Solo is dead now.

Peta, please.

Han Solo dies in the new Star Wars.

Idk Jared sounds like a Jewish tool of a name.

you know jared is cool because his name is in all lower-case

jared seems like a fun dude

I bet jared has a lot of friends. :)

Yeah!!

hell yeah, jared is drunk and on the internet

Thanks. Be better next time.

The one text that you sent a minute ago. K. On it.

Hi why won't you answer my texts

WAIT. THIS IS JOCELYN I'M TALKING TO. ARE U FRICKING KIDDING ME

What?

That means you steal gfs.

What does that mean?